Ten Tips To Avoid A Traffic Ticket

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— LexSucks (View Profile)

Posted on 7/6/2009 4:15:09 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0   

Why cant I post?

— LexSucks (View Profile)

Posted on 7/6/2009 4:15:50 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0   

I'm having the same problem posting.

— TurboSpyder (View Profile)

Posted on 7/6/2009 5:54:13 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

I think they forgot one...

How about... Don't get caught!!!!!

— ThierryHenry14 (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 12:27:54 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 6   

How about practicing being a good, considerate, courteous and defensive driver.

— lexworld (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 12:59:36 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

How about being a good, courteous, considerate and defensive driver.

— lexworld (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 1:00:37 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0   

How about a real version? Guess what, if they've pulled you over it is too late!

1. If you're tired and can't pay eagle-eyed attention to the road, set cruise control for an actual 7-8 MPH over the limit.
2. Always slow down for right-hand sweepers
3. Watch for highway overpasses
4. Be aware of light planes and helicopters
5. Aways stay in the right lane when possible
6. In traffic, don't be the fastest car
7. Be as aware of what is behind you are what is in front of you. I've had situations where I was way over but because I was the first to slow and pull over a lane to let a cop by, they picked a slower person in front who was clueless about them being there.
8. Make sure you know the different types of vehicles cops use and can identify the grills.
9. Choose long uphill sections to explore the limits of your car, just make sure you cut to below 90 mph when rounding the top.
10. Stay alert at all times.

— t_bone (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 10:00:43 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2   

Don't speed on routes you are not familiar with. On my daily route, I know exactly where the cops hide.
Especially don't push your luck at the end of the month and during holiday weekends. More cops out to fill quotas and get the idiots who only drink during the holidays and do not know their limits.
If you are scared of a ticket, never drive in the left lane because I want you out of my way!

— 2ndbimmer (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 10:44:44 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3   

Good points. It also helps to have an open box of donuts sitting on the passenger seat.

— sold2early (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 12:53:22 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2   

In my state you can go up to 10 over the limit at speed 55 or more without getting points on your license.

F-CK I HATE COPS!!!! They dont care about safety. All they care about is getting money for tickets, and harrasssing minorities and poor whites with their stupid drug interdiction traffic stops.

— HyundaiSmoke (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 1:23:21 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1   

You know if we Americans worked together against the cops one day we'd win, but thats right most of you sheepole like being oppressed.

— HyundaiSmoke (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 1:25:32 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1   

I got a tip. Just punch the cop in the mouth take his gun, shoot him in his leg, shoot the gas tank on the cruiser, and run dude. Thats after you get stopped, however.

Suggestions Before you get stopped:

1. Always know the road you are speeding on. Take initial dry runs on the road to learn about speed traps on that road.

2. Test your car's limits in rural areas only.

3. Do not speed in areas where there are emergency vehicle highway medians.

4. Take advantage of other speeders by using them as bait whenever you can. If they want to go faster get out of the way, and then get right back behind them, or speed in another clear adjacent lane.

5. Do not speed more than 10 MPH over the limit near reast stops.

6. Do not speed more than 10 MPH over the limit in Urban or Suburban Areas.

7. Definately do not speed in small towns, becuase they desperately need that quota money; especially if you have certain kinds of non-white skin, becuase they hate ni--ers, and they hate sp-cs!!! (Hey thats the reality of this country, and ill keep talking about it until it changes damm it!!!)

8. Be nice, warn other speeders on the other side of the road that they are coming up on a cruiser by flashing your headlights or, by popping your high beams.

9. If the trucks are bunched up on the highway to the right driving slowly, be careful as that could mean there is a cruiser waiting.

10. Always, Always, and Always watch out for cops trying to be slick by Hiding: in planes, overpasses, leaving their parking lights off at night, etc... (Its constitutionally illegal in this state to do that; except the plane, but they try to be slick. The ticket is not valid, and the officer will get disciplined!!!)

— HyundaiSmoke (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 1:55:13 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1   

You could always buy a Calibre!

— adamsaf723 (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 5:17:52 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

speedtraphunter.net, check out his youtube page. basically get a quality radar detector, laser jammer and use common sense-keep your eyes on the road ahead of you. It never ceases to amaze how many people do not look down the road while driving, I'll see the cop there long before everybody who puts on the brakes when they're right on top of him.

— commander104 (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 6:17:26 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3   

Get HID ligts too. At night you can see farther, thus the premise you will see cops further along the road.

— HyundaiSmoke (View Profile)

Posted on 7/7/2009 6:54:44 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1   

It's easy, be smart.

— theman440 (View Profile)

Posted on 7/8/2009 1:40:31 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

"Agent001, how can you honestly allow posters like this that suggest not only shooting police officers, but then use not one but TWO derogatory racist remarks in the SAME POST and say that they'll continue to do this?!"

Hey Remember Iam just trying to prove a point (Yet Censoring) the language Racists use against people of color like myself.

— HyundaiSmoke (View Profile)

Posted on 7/8/2009 8:44:26 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1