HOT! 2008 BMW 5-series product planning guide

Special thanks to Jon Shafer and the Spies over at Bimmerfest for the exclusive! Re-Freshed 2008 BMW 5-Series product plan

Rupert - 1/15/2007 5:41:17 PM

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informative?
it was:
a. wrong
b. lies
c. idiotic
d. all in caps lock.
this is his "informative" post.
"THIS IS WHY TOYOTA AND LEXUS IS THE BEST. THEY INVENTED HYBRIDS MAYBE 10 YEARS AGO AND THEY WERE INSTANTLY AVAILABLE FOR AFFORDABLE PRICES AND THEY WERE RELIABLE.

BMW WAS LOOSING THE FUEL ECONOMY RACE SO THEY RELEASED SOME HYDROGEN VEHICLE THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK. NOW THEY CLAIM THEY'LL NEED 30 YEARS TO PERFECT IT.

BMW IS SUCH A SHITTY BRAND."

wow. such a great post...
idiot.
yes i think i might become a Renault fanboy. no reason. renault are way better than any other brand especially toyota all they can do is make reliable cars not cool cars like renault this post is trying to eliminate all punctuation and in fact all sense from itself woo go renault super dooper wow renault invented airbags and seatbelts and coffee and glass and electric seats and self parking.

530N52 - 1/15/2007 5:32:24 PM

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KIA IS BETTER THAN BMW AND LEXUS. I AM WORKING ON A PAPER THAT WILL DETAIL KIA'S CAP LOCK TECHNOLOGY LEADERSHIP.

WANNABE FANBOY.

mstangpny07 - 1/15/2007 5:45:54 PM

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Yes, I am also working on an essay, It is about why the Geo Metro should be brought back to the US market ASAP. This is because it is better than any other car ever made.

mstangpny07 - 1/15/2007 5:46:09 PM

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Oh, the new 5 is nice BTW.

S4cabriofoxone - 1/15/2007 6:18:23 PM

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I like the facelift.

What post are you talking about? That idiot must've gotten kicked off when they weren't looking.

Rupert - 1/15/2007 6:33:53 PM

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yay lexus1 has gone!

M53R - 1/17/2007 1:08:58 AM

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*celebrates* lol

Btw the new facelifted 5er looks way better than the old 1. + all the tech gadgets = benchmark once again.

Steve - 1/19/2007 7:27:06 AM

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BMW still doesn't get it.
(1) The 5 is BMW epitome of ugly
(2) iDrive is a Stupid Idea(TM), even after trying to "fix" it the fourth time (the rest of the world learning this lesson in the 1980s)
(3) A cheap looking interior made with exotic materials still looks cheap, even though it is costly

BMW has consciously decided to attract a younger crowd. A cohort that was raised on Asian cars that wants something familiar when they move to the BMW brand (generic, Asian-looking exterior styling).

Meanwhile, the old folks who used to love BMW are visiting M-B showrooms, or they've raised their sights to Bently Continentals. Yeah, those other brands are a different kind of car with their own baggage, but at least they're easy on the eyes.