Video: Winding Road Drives the Audi R8 on a Race Track

"Audi R8"

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Audi R8?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Audi R8?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a plasma TV?
American Idol is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a plasma TV?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Audi R8?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Audi R8?

That’s it!

Nice poem.

I'm an Alice Cooper fan, what can I say!

Nicely said.
I want an R8 as well.

That is the best poem existing, all the other boring poems I hear is way too boring.

Chewy, great video...sweet car! I was at an Audi dealer last weekend to plunk down some dough for a Q7 which incidentally outclasses every other mid-sized SUV on the road now, (if you want my SUV research results summary let me know and I'll share) and the dealer told me that the R8 car will be extremely hard to get as only some dealers will be lucky enough to get more than one car.. As of last year, he already had a waiting list of 18 people hoping to get the 4 or so cars they anticipate receiving this year..

The R8 will be competitively priced against it's competitors. For an all out sports car like Ferrari or Lamborghini, the R8 will be priced very well for it to be an alternative. Too bad BMW or Mercedes doesn't have a car that's labeled 'supercar' eventhough Merc's SL65 should be the closest thing right under the SLR.

I want it. I want it NOW!!!