The only car uglier than the BMW 5-series?



This thing could be the ugliest car EVER, eclipsing BOTH the Pontiac Aztek AND the Citroen DS in one fell swoop!!!

Introducing-

The Eliica (that’s Electric Lithium-Ion battery Car)!

Whatever anyone does, don't let Bangle see this one!

Where's that bag in the seat in front of me!









MercBasherMercBasher - 11/19/2004 8:43:52 AM
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Dudes at autospies - keep pumping up Mercedes and Land Rover and keep bashing other makes - your credibility is already declining precipitously and you just keep reinforcing the stereotypes. The new BMW 5 series will be hailed a classic in twenty years, just as the forty year old Citroen DS is today by automobile historians.

Sometimes I think autospies says stupid things just to get a reaction - and worst of all, I keep falling for it - that makes me the dunce!


SteveSteve - 11/19/2004 11:30:10 AM
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You're right, 001. This hideous monstrocity compared to a BMW 5 makes the 5 look like a Mercedes (by comparison) :-)

BTW, did you hear that BMW is changing their tag line from "BMW. The Ultimate Driving Machine" to "BMW. They're Ugly, But They're Good"?

PS: I have 3 BMWs in my garage. I love 'em all. All 100% Bangle-free. Ah, for the good ol' days when BMW's greatest sin was making conservatively styled vehicles.


SteveSteve - 11/19/2004 11:30:10 AM
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You're right, 001. This hideous monstrocity compared to a BMW 5 makes the 5 look like a Mercedes (by comparison) :-)

BTW, did you hear that BMW is changing their tag line from "BMW. The Ultimate Driving Machine" to "BMW. They're Ugly, But They're Good"?

PS: I have 3 BMWs in my garage. I love 'em all. All 100% Bangle-free. Ah, for the good ol' days when BMW's greatest sin was making conservatively styled vehicles.


Matthew1Matthew1 - 11/19/2004 6:53:59 PM
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The BMW E46 3 was designed by Bangle too! He may not have been fully responsible for it, but he was on the senior design team!


netwalker4netwalker4 - 11/21/2004 6:29:04 AM
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Now we know the real problem. BMW is the car company you use to stir to pot. You know they are cutting edge, we know they are cutting edge, and good at it. Since know one else has demonstrated the ability to step out that far, you get us all worked up up with crazy analogies, comparisions and statements, and you do a good job, but this one is the worst of seen yet. Kep you integrity and use quality comparision instead.

This comparision proves that deep down inside you known the truth and you know quality but definitely you know when something is ugly and that car you picked cannot ever be compared to the BMW-5 so in retrospect you do get the top awards for picking the ugliest car, and most radical comparisions. Your cover is comming off.






jochetjochet - 11/21/2004 12:52:32 PM
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I'm the first to admit that the new 5 series was "different" and I did not like it. Change is tough for people like us car lovers, especially when it's about BMW cars. After almost a year, I finely decided I like the E60, but it was the drive, I now own a 545i and I'm in love with this car, are their better looking cars maybe, but NOTHING DRIVES LIKE A BMW.


jochetjochet - 11/21/2004 12:52:32 PM
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I'm the first to admit that the new 5 series was "different" and I did not like it. Change is tough for people like us car lovers, especially when it's about BMW cars. After almost a year, I finely decided I like the E60, but it was the drive, I now own a 545i and I'm in love with this car, are their better looking cars maybe, but NOTHING DRIVES LIKE A BMW.


jochetjochet - 11/21/2004 12:52:32 PM
+1 Boost
I'm the first to admit that the new 5 series was "different" and I did not like it. Change is tough for people like us car lovers, especially when it's about BMW cars. After almost a year, I finely decided I like the E60, but it was the drive, I now own a 545i and I'm in love with this car, are their better looking cars maybe, but NOTHING DRIVES LIKE A BMW.


jochetjochet - 11/21/2004 12:52:32 PM
+1 Boost
I'm the first to admit that the new 5 series was "different" and I did not like it. Change is tough for people like us car lovers, especially when it's about BMW cars. After almost a year, I finely decided I like the E60, but it was the drive, I now own a 545i and I'm in love with this car, are their better looking cars maybe, but NOTHING DRIVES LIKE A BMW.


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