SPYGIRL: What would you take? Jessica Alba or the Benz?

That photo of Jessica with the Pagoda SL is about 3-4 years old.

And why is that bad?

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Just showing off my photographic memory. ;-)

I'll take Jessica Alba over the MB.

By the way, my reasoning, you can get a Mercedes anytime. But Jessica Alba? Now when have you had the chance to say "Jessica Alba is my girlfriend!!!!!"?

I agree.


shes hot in her new movie "awake"

She's hot in everything.

alba.

no contest.

I'd go with the Mercedes. It, unlike Jessica, gets more valuable with age..

I'd take the Benz. I just don't fancy Jessica Alba.

I usually dont do the squirrel but I just might have to take Jessica for a ride.
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what about the prius!?! Isnt that the other car in the photo

Now, if that was a 300SL I would have to think twice, but since it's not, Alba without a doubt.

I would take Jessica Alba.

It's a no-brainer. I would take Jessica and then ask her to buy me the Benz! She's rich!

LOL!

I don't know why everyone is making a big fuss about Jessica? I work in the fitness industry and many of my female clients are 5 to 6 times prettier than Jessica Alba for.

Jessica if you are reading this, sorry to break your heart sweety, you ain't all that!

I take the MB and sales it and use that money to find me hotter looking girl than Jessica.

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Fitness and beauty are two different things. 5 to 6 times prettier than Jessica you say?? I doubt your claim. They're probably more fit than Alba but I doubt they are as beautiful...

I would definitely choose Jessica over the car. I'm a car fanatic but ultimately life with a car is pretty limited; point A to point B. Then there's the worry about maintenance, insurance, etc.

But life with Jessica Alba! Do I even have to explain that!!!!

"I work in the fitness industry and many of my female clients are 5 to 6 times prettier than Jessica Alba for."

Really? How do you measure that? Do you have a beauty calculator in addition to your BMI calculator?

I'm quite sure Jessica Alba sincerely cares about what some creepy guy on a car blog thinks about her appearance.

Photos or it didn't happen

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I guess you don't get out very often do you or doesn't travel? I have been to Europe many time and have seen many women that are way pretty than Jessica.

You should get out and see the world, and you will know what I'm talking about. And yes some the clients I have work with are model beautiful than Jessica Alba.

Britney Spears is ugly.

Well if you say your clients are prettier than Alba, then I guess I'll have to take your word on that. After all, I've never seen them...Contrary to your suggestion, I have seen enough girls in my day,however I still rank Alba pretty close to the top. Anyways, I'm sure you know that old saying; beauty is in the eye of the beholder, be it car or woman!

Jessica Alba. I could buy a Merc on my own time.

And no, she doesn't make the Prius look beautiful. It's still ugly.

Benz, by far. A classic never dies. She's not my type. you could find girls that looks like her for half the maintenance cost. :)

Jessica. She's got to be more fun to drive.

I would take the Mercedes-Benz.

I'm in love :)

I guess I'll take the car. I saw Jessica Alba on Jay Leno and apparently she looked like a freak when she was growing up. I don't think I could have her and know that at the same time. Plus, she looks kind of ugly in Fantastic 4. Blonde hair isn't for her.

Jessica Alba for sure!

Jessica Alba is so HOT. She'd look better without the herpes, though. Going to have to go with the Benz until there's a cure for herpes.

benz ;)

Shes not my type, and plus IMO there are prettier girls out there. Give me the benz :)

I take the Benz over an average looking girl like Jessica Alba. I dated much more beautiful women than her so I'm amazed that there are people on this site that thinks she is something special. You really need to get out more often guys.

Try different clubs.

A new Mercedes comes out every year and they make about a million of them. There are only about 10,000 ladies as hot as Jessica, so going by the numbers, I'll take Alba. That and the fact that a lot of people can say they've driven a Mercedes, very few can say they've ridden an Alba!!

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The Mercedes.

Well... Jessica Alba is pretty, but I don't find her beautiful. Beautiful is something quite different in my mind- Giselle Bundchen, Linda Evangelista (back in the day) are women that I find beautiful- and are creatures that are of a completely different nature than Jessica Alba. In comparison Jessica Alba is sort of whorish. That happens to be a particularly bad picture of her incidentally- click on it to make it bigger you will find out what I mean.

It is possible that my upbringing has something to do with this opinion- my mother was an extremely beautiful woman with the typical credentials that such women have and it is undoubtably her genetics that have given me a B.M.I of 15.9 .

B.M.I doesn't define beauty.

I would take the Mercedes-Benz.

Jessica is no woman, she looks like a cute kid!

Are you retarded? Cute Kid? When did wrinkles and grey-hair become attractive?

It just amazes me to see that the Japanese fanbois have not only low standards when it comes to cars but even women. Almost all the German car admirers that posted in this thread are seeing Jessica Alba as just another girl while the Japanese fanbois are drooling over her. I guess the only explanation is that our standards are just higher.

Who died and left Germans in charge of defining Beauty? You ever seen the German women? I'd think twice before I take thier opinion on beauty. LOL!

JESSICA of course.

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I'll take them both... :)

I'll take the car over the girl...

I would much rather take Jessica Alba for a ride!! She has her own money so she could be my sugar mommy!!!

I'd take Jessica, as long as I could trade her in for the car. Cars don't talk back. All you guys who have said otherwise are not married!