Gaywheels’ Names Lifestyle Car Choices
The automobile industry spends millions of dollars researching the average consumer’s needs during various life stages. Depending on our age and position in life, our
cars
say a lot about us, our desires and the image we wish to project. Of course, we of the homosexual persuasion have a slightly different set of needs and paths than our straight counterparts.
Below is a list of vehicles that we at Gaywheels.com feel suit the four primary phases of gay life. Mind you, this list represents a random sampling from a broad field of outstanding automobiles, but as space is limited we’ve chosen a few standouts worthy of attention.
Stage 1: Young, Single and On the Prowl
2008 Volvo C30
2008 Jeep Wrangler
2008 Infiniti G37 Coupe
Stage 2: The Coupling Period
2008 Cadillac CTS
Lincoln MKX
Volkswagen Passat
Stage 3: Partnered for Life (a.k.a. Married Without Benefits)
Mercedes-Benz GL
Buick Enclave
Subaru Tribeca
Stage 4: The Golden Years
Audi S5/A5
Jaguar XK Convertible
Lexus LS 600h L
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DaHarder -
12/12/2007 1:48:57 PM
+1 Boost
Nothing too surprising here if this is referring to gay men, and since no actual link was provided, I gather that's the group we're commenting on.
If this list also included the lesbian population, there'd be at least two more Subaru vehicles listed.
Agent009 -
12/12/2007 1:53:15 PM
+3 Boost
I find if you click on the "Read Article" you go right to the source.
DaHarder -
12/12/2007 2:13:38 PM
+1 Boost
Arigato Gozaimasu
DaHarder -
12/12/2007 10:55:53 PM
0 Boost
Has this place become so jaded that one gets 'de-boosted' for saying Thank You?
Wow! What a crock...
GTR35 -
12/12/2007 11:36:17 PM
+4 Boost
Ignorance can cost you around here my friend, get used to it.
DaHarder -
12/13/2007 12:03:34 AM
+4 Boost
Trust me...
If a single Skittle (tm) was eaten for every ignorant, bigoted or mean spirited line posted in here, almost everyone in this forum would have more cavities than there would be dentists to treat them.
Add to that list - Homophobia.
Fadywwf316 -
12/12/2007 4:33:58 PM
-4 Boost
i dont get it...i sure hope this doesnt mean since i have a frickin 2008 CTS that i'm gay...because if anything, that car screams to me "pure good ol' American muscle...refined"
no1listensanyway -
12/12/2007 5:15:01 PM
-2 Boost
Im with you, CTS owner as well. (with you, meaning I share your sentiment)
Rupert -
12/12/2007 6:04:20 PM
+6 Boost
I hardly think "the car maketh the man' is really true.
I don't think your CTS will be gay-ifying you any time soon.
bluedart -
12/12/2007 6:59:58 PM
-2 Boost
oh believe me I don't have a subaru and I am not a lesbo
no1listensanyway -
12/12/2007 11:57:15 PM
+3 Boost
Clearly, nobody can take a joke anymore.
gryphon -
12/13/2007 9:03:46 AM
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kraut master,
your LOL is the best comment in this whole thread.
Monk -
12/12/2007 5:06:21 PM
-4 Boost
Cadillac CTS, MERCEDES GL, and Audi S5 are definitely NOT GAY...they must be kidding about the GL
If there is really another gay SUV, it's the RX
Rupert -
12/12/2007 6:00:09 PM
+1 Boost
Honestly Monk, if there's one car that's always gay, it's a sleek Audi coupe.
And just because you are getting a GL doesn't mean it isn't gay!!! And it doesn't make you gay!
S4cabriofoxone -
12/12/2007 10:22:55 PM
+2 Boost
Wow, mature.
bluedart -
12/12/2007 10:46:24 PM
+1 Boost
S4, it was a joke. And it's never too late to be young again
no1listensanyway -
12/12/2007 5:12:36 PM
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I think the CTS should be replaced with the new C350, the MB is so much gayer.
Monk -
12/12/2007 11:47:31 PM
+4 Boost
no one is listening to you
no1listensanyway -
12/12/2007 11:59:35 PM
-1 Boost
Its a joke there tough guy.
AgentOrange -
12/12/2007 5:26:31 PM
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No Bimmers on the list..
bluedart -
12/12/2007 7:09:55 PM
+6 Boost
it's because bimmers belong to the penile deficient or penile envy groups
gryphon -
12/13/2007 9:05:15 AM
+2 Boost
no bimmers? i guess it is true that gay dudes have good taste then =-)
rok_altima -
12/12/2007 7:00:57 PM
+3 Boost
I'm really shocked at the comments here, jeeze! Its freakin going into 2008! I car doesn't make someone gay and a car can't be gay. Gay's are studied as a subgroup because they're one of the most educated and wealthy compared to other groups of the population, so it is potentially very profitable for companies to do so.
Bill -
12/12/2007 8:19:07 PM
-4 Boost
I cannot picture a GL being driven by a homosexual couple. No way.
rok_altima -
12/12/2007 8:22:21 PM
+3 Boost
Who says they can't? People can choose the car they want to drive regardless of race, gender, or sexuality.
DaHarder -
12/12/2007 11:00:04 PM
+3 Boost
Bill,
On Behalf Of Every Gay Person I Have Known, Do Know or Will Ever Know...
Bug Off and DIE!
gryphon -
12/13/2007 9:11:34 AM
+6 Boost
Bill,
I hate to burst your bubble, but there's a gay couple down the street from us. Last week, they rolled up in a 2008 GL450. I gave them some good-hearted grief over its gas-guzzling tendencies, but they pointed out its creature comforts and the fact that Mercedes is a very gay friendly manufacurer.
StickShiftCamry -
12/15/2007 4:24:46 AM
-1 Boost
isn't the 2008 the 550 V8 motor?
EL34 -
12/12/2007 9:54:25 PM
-7 Boost
All Honda's, Toyota's and Nissan's are gay.
;)
DaHarder -
12/12/2007 11:02:44 PM
+3 Boost
Agent009,
You knew that this was going turn into some kind of bigoted/homophobic rant-a-thon, so tell me...
Why Did You Even Post This?
Agent009 -
12/13/2007 8:29:14 AM
0 Boost
So far it has been pretty civil compared to the past. I guess you can run and hide in a corner or face the facts that EVERYONE has a preference of some sort. I suggest if you don't like the topic then don't click on the article. It is as simple as that.
Occarnut -
12/13/2007 7:09:14 AM
+2 Boost
I am surprised that Range Rover did not make the list before the GL...Range Rovers have more class.
JTRacer -
12/13/2007 6:34:48 PM
0 Boost
Where are the porsches!!???
Oh wait.. this isn't a poseur list.
:-P
2003TCSignature -
12/14/2007 11:56:59 AM
0 Boost
I wasn't impressed with any of those cars...
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