Caption This! What Happened Here?

Caption This! What Happened Here?
Don't ask me how or why, because I don't know.  But someone did a number on this Porsche Cayenne.

So rather delve into a quest for details. Why don't you just give us your favorite creative caption for this photo?

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Agent009Agent009 - 12/17/2007 11:00:01 AM
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Damn! Those Brembos really stop fast!


hummer31hummer31 - 12/17/2007 11:22:55 PM
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this is what we call (people that got money to buy it but have no skill to drive it)



DaHarderDaHarder - 12/17/2007 11:04:16 AM
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Officer, I Didn't Know That It Was Quick Drying Cement!


RupertRupert - 12/17/2007 11:12:31 AM
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Porsche denies accusations that its SUVs are too heavy.


BFABSBFABS - 12/17/2007 12:45:07 PM
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Porsche will drop Lexus as supplier of it's PARK ASSIST after incident.


Agent009Agent009 - 12/17/2007 12:51:13 PM
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Clever!


M35MTM35MT - 12/17/2007 1:15:43 PM
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In order to address it's concerns with "going green", Porche reportedly began growing Cayennes organically, from the ground up.


sold2earlysold2early - 12/17/2007 1:32:47 PM
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Porsche scraps cross-drilled wheel design.


budfrogS4budfrogS4 - 12/17/2007 2:27:51 PM
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Mitchell report Exhibit 142a: Porsche Cayenne on steroids.


pacotacololpacotacolol - 12/17/2007 3:49:40 PM
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Porsche mangages to discombabulate wheels while parked!


macbjgmacbjg - 12/17/2007 4:08:15 PM
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I knew I should have spent that extra damn $2,500. for parking assist!


rockerrocker - 12/17/2007 4:11:39 PM
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In another weight and cost saving measure, Porsche tried out its new Cardboard Wheel and Tire package in actual city driving. All involved are in stable condition and resting comfortably at a local hospital.


r15mohdr15mohd - 12/17/2007 4:17:52 PM
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uhhh...will you tell my dad for me?


BillBill - 12/17/2007 7:21:44 PM
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"Told you those rims were made in China!"


S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 12/17/2007 9:12:07 PM
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The new Porsche Aquada.


SHOWTIMESHOWTIME - 12/18/2007 1:17:38 PM
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Cayenne falls off the roof and lands on sidewalk.


dooldool - 12/18/2007 4:30:25 PM
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It's raining Cayennes.


WayneDashWayneDash - 12/19/2007 11:19:17 AM
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-- Time Out --

HA HA HA!!! We need more threads like this! Classic!!

-- *Whistle Blows* ...Resume! --


2007Tahoe2007Tahoe - 12/20/2007 7:02:23 PM
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"Curb check."


saintdiablosaintsaintdiablosaint - 12/20/2007 11:30:46 PM
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Maybe a little too fast through that last slalom gate...

actually i think he ran over a spike strip at high speed?


saintdiablosaintsaintdiablosaint - 12/20/2007 11:32:09 PM
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automotive parkour?


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