Aerodynamic driving pants that lower the ever annoying crotch heat index



Check out this cool new company headed up by one of the Spies good buddies Chris Lindland...


Finally, aerodynamic pants.
www.cordarounds.com

Lindland Clothing has made a subtle spin on a fashion standard, and created "Cordarounds", comfortable cords whose wale runs side-to-side, instead of up-and-down. Among the numerous advantages listed on the hilarious website, www.cordarounds.com, are greater aerodynamics and lowered "crotch heat index".

Yet there's another, unmentioned benefit for those with a heavy foot. Cordarounds horizontal wale provides speed demons the friction they need to stay glued to the seat while accelerating. The pants come in Earth tones--olive, brown, and blue---with decorative "sideflash" pockets. According to co-founder and Ferrari owner, Enrique Landa, "I've made a pair in Ferrari red" and will soon be running a limited edition of Cordaround Rosso Corsa. Send an email to hank@cordarounds.com and reserve yours today.

Cordarounds have just opened their doors for business, and have already sold hundreds of pair to all corners of the web-connected world. You can be the first on your block to own a pair for $88. For a great pair of pants, or, at least, a good laugh, visit www.cordarounds.com and see for yourself.

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