Hot new ad slogans coming for the new cars

Based on some of the new cars we saw in New York at the Auto Show the Spies think the manufacturers should come up with some new ad slogans...

Here are some suggestions from the Spies...

For the new BMW 3-series:

'We're just NOT lovin' it!'

For the Jeep Commander:

'What ELSE were we supposed to do with the old Cherokee sport molds?'

For the Cadillac DTS:

The new Cadillac DTS...Turn your watches back 20 years!'

or

The new Cadillac DTS...SOCIAL security

For the Dodge Charger:

'Will it sell even though it does not look like the old one? We're predicting a NO storm!'

For the Mercury brand:

'It's not only a car, it's a casket!'

We would love to hear how creative you can get...post your slogans in our blogs below!

For Ford trucks:

'The HOTTEST cruise control money can buy!'

MercBasher - 3/25/2005 11:12:40 PM

+1 Boost

Here are some potential slogans:

"Frenz don't let Frenz drive a Benz"

"From here to Infiniti"

"Audi Folks"

MercBasher - 3/30/2005 3:03:33 PM

+1 Boost

Maybach
"When your money exceeds your taste"

Bentley
"You won't have to admit you're driving a VW"

Peugeot
"Who?What?Why?Why?Why?"

Smart
"We aren't, are you?"

Buick Regal
"Lutz is no Princess - the Regal's still a toad"

Pontiac G6
"Help us find our G-spot"

Infiniti G35
"We've found our G-spot"

Saturn
"Can you SAY-TURN around?"

Ford
"We're not just a four letter word"

Mercury
"Environmental poison"

Acura
"Acura for hangovers"