WE'RE NOT WORTHY! Agent 00K Brings Her Talents To The Number One Automotive Social Network

WE'RE NOT WORTHY! Agent 00K Brings Her Talents To The Number One Automotive Social Network

As I was getting ready for the 2008 Bimmerfest event in Santa Barbara a few weeks ago, I was checking out the Bimmerfest page on Facebook and a certain girl caught my eye.



No, not some porn queen trying to sell her wares.

Get your minds out of the gutter boys and girls.

Somebody whose energy, passion and excitement for cars and life in general just jumped off the pages.

So I went to her Facebook page to learn more about her.

And when I got there, I knew my intuition was right.

This girl is SPECIAL and loved by virtually EVERYONE.

As I read about her, I realized she had it all.

Brains (USC Student at the top of the class), Passion for cars (She OWNS her own BMW at 21 AND She fixes and Mod's it HERSELF!!!), Energy (I wondered when she slept), Youth (She's 21 but is a savvy as any 40 year old I know), Class, Beauty (And yes, she's single right now although she told me she has 4 ex's, YIKES!) and people everywhere just LOVE her and want to hang in her circle.

I thought her and I were very much alike except for the beauty, youth, energy, brains and loved by everyone ;)

Well, we both have a great passion for cars!

So at that moment, I said i HAVE to hire her to work with us at AutoSpies.com.

And 001 ALWAYS gets what he wants.

Maybe she felt sorry for us or the sun the moon and the stars were in perfect alignment and we were just blessed.

But after talking with her and lunching at L.A.'s hottest eateries, Mozza, she said she was ready to become a '00'.

Wait, MAYBE it was the PIZZA!

It IS that good.

She will attest to that.

Well, whatever the reason, we are thankful 00K is on our team!

So what will she be doing for us?

How about all the normal stuff, reviews, news, photos and video.

PLUS she will be dialing us into her inner circle and social scene in SoCal and anywhere else the vibe is percolating.

She will also be answering any questions you might have (Please keep it classy, boys and girls).

You can reach 00K by clicking on the 00K's Corner Photo on our homepage, agent00k.myautospies.com, Facebook (Kate Mock) or MySpace (myspace.com/m0ckstar)

We're VERY excited to have her and we KNOW you're going to love her and her perspective on autos.

No, not a GIRL'S perspective.

The perspective of a premium car owner (unlike anyone at our competitors nameless/faceless inspected by number 15 like blogs) who runs in the circle everyone dreams of.

She's the customer EVERY manufacturer wants and will spend any amount of money to get.

Because she's MONEY.

An influencer.

When she does something, everyone follows.

So let's give her a warm welcome to the epicenter of automotive energy on the internet.

AutoSpies.com



Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 5:11:52 PM
+9 Boost
He's being funny...Houstoncutie2000 was a MAN!!!! LOLOL!

001


PorschinatorPorschinator - 5/19/2008 7:42:09 PM
+3 Boost
Unfortunately there is more where that came from...lol. But 00K is def a cutie! =)


DiamondJimDiamondJim - 5/19/2008 5:12:25 PM
+1 Boost
way to go 001, glad to see you still got your mojo on. welcome 00K, 001 still has "it." now u can make 00J and 00K compete over articles and get some good ones posted...


Agent00JAgent00J - 5/19/2008 5:30:27 PM
+3 Boost
If you want 00J and 00K to compete, perhaps I can get 001 to take photos like that of me!!!


DiamondJimDiamondJim - 5/20/2008 10:47:56 PM
+2 Boost
touche hahaha


LexSucksLexSucks - 5/19/2008 5:27:31 PM
+4 Boost
This place is getting better by the Minute!



no1listensanywayno1listensanyway - 5/19/2008 5:38:15 PM
+1 Boost
001, I love the expansion strategy your planning here, you ever need someone in NY, I just graduated college ..lol


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 5:46:20 PM
0 Boost
If we add someone in NY, it will probably Jason Giambi because he just announced he sometimes wears a gold lamé, tiger-striped thong under his uniform!

Jason Giambi breaks out a special good-luck charm when he's in a slump: He wears a gold lamé, tiger-striped thong.

"I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he told portfolio.com.

Well, baseball players are the most superstitious lot this side of Victoria's Secret models, but it makes you wonder a couple things:

• What is this, "Bull Durham" where Nuke LaLoosh wore red panties?

• Does the thong come with a cup?

But we digress: Back to thong night at the ballpark; we haven't even gotten to the even odder part of the story yet.

Being a team guy, Giambi has been quite willing to share his underwear with other slumping Yankees, including Derek Jeter and Johnny Damon.

"All of them wore it and got hits" Giambi said. "The thong works every time."

Ewww! On the other hand -- the thong is tiger-striped? Hmm. Do you think Jim Leyland would consider ... naw.

Source: www.freep.com


no1listensanywayno1listensanyway - 5/19/2008 8:09:55 PM
+1 Boost
Are you implying that I should wear a thong? Seriously, good luck to 00K, and the rest of the Autospies staff on your continued growth and success.


Need4SpeedNeed4Speed - 5/19/2008 5:40:49 PM
+5 Boost
Agent00K....are you on e46fanatics by any chance...know 4ngie?


Need4SpeedNeed4Speed - 5/19/2008 6:07:08 PM
+3 Boost
Gotcha...I've been stuck on e46 and need to branch out to bimmerforums... I picked up a 2005 ZHP coupe a few months ago and I love it to death.


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 6:03:43 PM
-4 Boost
And I can definitely attest to her car expertise...or she wouldn't be here.

All the other stuff is icing on the cake.

Remember, this is AutoSpies.com and sometimes we're NAUGHTY, like Austin Powers!!!!

FUN Naughty!

LOLOL!!!

001


Need4SpeedNeed4Speed - 5/19/2008 6:04:54 PM
+4 Boost
Pics aside...I've seen what women like her can do to their cars and their knowledge is formidable if you are comparing them to their male counterparts. Im sure she has garnered much respect on other forums and can be useful resource if given the chance. Don't get me wrong I'm not attacking you but just wanted to follow up on your comment.


KZ258KZ258 - 5/19/2008 6:03:27 PM
0 Boost
my post got deleted....i guess it was too rude. i understand oo1


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 6:06:29 PM
+1 Boost
No personal attacks are necessary.

Always remember, do the classy thing.

If you have an opinion, state it.

Just don't be mean-spirited to people.

There are ways to say things and make a point but that are fair.

Dang, the girl just got here!

Give her a chance!

Pick on me or 009 or 004 or 008 or 00J!

001


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 6:16:40 PM
+1 Boost
this was his comment 00K...

ok i have a few things i need to say

"Get your minds out of the gutter boys and girls."

ok coo1, we are not the ones who takes non-stop pictures of the

beautiful models that you have on every trip you go on and secondly,

she has a playboy tattoo. that could explain why she has 4 exs?

"Class, Beauty (And yes, she's single right now although she told me

she has 4 ex's, YIKES!) and people everywhere just LOVE her and want to hang in her circle."

right. everyone loves her except if you get into a relationship with her.

and im sure everyone here will love her too. just look at ooj. heres off at a great start(lol)

OK 00K, have at him...


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 6:41:27 PM
+3 Boost
00K,

You have to first have a relationship with a woman BEFORE you can have an Ex, if you get my gist... ;)

001


cdokecdoke - 5/19/2008 6:52:27 PM
+1 Boost
"Pick on me or 009 or 004 or 008 or 00J!"

I see chivalry, contrary to what some I know would say, is not dead. Perhaps a little modified for the 21st century though...

Welcome 00K.


Agent00JAgent00J - 5/19/2008 7:27:30 PM
-1 Boost
"and im sure everyone here will love her too. just look at ooj."

I didn't know I was loved here. From the moment I started almost a month ago, I have been accused of being yet another BMW fan boy.

Of course the fact we all choose to drive the best car out there is lost on everyone, let the name BMW come up and immediately we are accused of being on the payroll, or a fan boy.

HONESTLY, if we were on the payroll from BMW, don't you think Agent 009 would drop his Audi kick and switch teams??? I guess for 009 you could say, "money talks, quattro walks"




Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 7:47:57 PM
-4 Boost
00J,

'Best Car' is very subjective on your part and your opinion. ;)

If the people that run Ferrari and their dealers weren't such arrogant dicks, I'd probably be driving one of those too...

001


Agent00JAgent00J - 5/19/2008 9:14:18 PM
-1 Boost
If my boss at my other job would give me a raise, I as well would be driving a Ferrari. A 599GTB Fiorano in grey with red leather. I think I am asking for a raise tomorrow.


agent507agent507 - 5/20/2008 2:53:47 AM
+1 Boost
"Playboy tan" ... looks damn good!

Just didn´t think that I get to see that on a car site ...

but know that i´ve seen it, why not?


Agent009Agent009 - 5/20/2008 9:31:59 AM
-1 Boost
You can alway pick on me!


KZ258KZ258 - 5/20/2008 10:19:47 AM
-1 Boost
hey oo1 reinstated my previous post lol

no hard feelings "ook". i only have one ex and right now in a very committed relationship. i learn from my mistakes thankfully


answeranswer - 5/19/2008 6:57:21 PM
+1 Boost
Wasn't there a spy girl of the week or something here back in the day?


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 7:36:18 PM
-1 Boost
yes

http://www.autospies.com/news/SpyGirl-Ms-February-Holly-5013/

001


answeranswer - 5/19/2008 10:27:21 PM
0 Boost
Well good lord man, bring them back!!


SHOWTIMESHOWTIME - 5/19/2008 7:01:37 PM
+1 Boost
Welcome OOK,
Anybody ever tell you that you look a bit like Uma Thurman with the blond hair?? LOL at least I think so.


Agent00JAgent00J - 5/19/2008 7:24:20 PM
+3 Boost
Speaking of BMW payroll, my check bounced this week. 001, can you have the reissue the check???


MonkMonk - 5/19/2008 7:25:25 PM
+2 Boost
The newest and hottest Agent of Autospies to date...
but 001 still brings the best news lol


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 7:39:27 PM
+3 Boost
Even if I decided to start wearing a gold lamé, tiger-striped thong like Jason Giambi? ;)

001


PorschinatorPorschinator - 5/19/2008 7:43:09 PM
+4 Boost
I am pretty darn sure the booty shots were 001's idea....hehe...


minimalistminimalist - 5/19/2008 7:50:42 PM
+1 Boost
does this mean that this website will start publishing its own newsworthy articles that are actually about cars for once? perhaps you may want to start by separating the 3rd party/referenced/link articles from your own allowing for people to distinguish this site's opinion and input rather than hide it.

the first thing that came to mind when i clicked on this link was, wow, will this site be the first semi-smut/pseudo automobile online source like second rate auto mags with nekkid pics. if so, may want to also consider an underage & lewd content warning.

i am not sure whether to congratulate or offer my condolences to new agent 00k. hope your dignity (& perhaps resume) isn't tarnished by this experience. i am cautious about creepy old dudes stalking for female auto enthusiasts on forums offering jobs allowing abuse of whatever little power it may have. bad, bad.

i will say good luck.

btw, both your pants are too tight. :)


minimalistminimalist - 5/19/2008 7:53:20 PM
-1 Boost
oh, might also want to pay new agent 00k to proofread the articles you do write and verify for accuracy prior to release rather than pay her to pose pretty. teehee.


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 8:16:34 PM
+2 Boost
Stalking?

That's a laugh.

Abusing power?

My icon is Sean Connery dude. 007 ALWAYS does the classy thing.

We don't keep our lead by staying still.

We innovate before everyone else.

semi-smut/pseudo

EVERYTHING on the internet is semi-smut/pseudo

Have you turned on the TV lately?

semi-smut/pseudo,semi-smut/pseudo

It's not us, our website a living, dynamic product pointing to what an audience wants.

Lewd?

You think our pics are lewd?

Man, you been living in a hole.

Google images...now a lot of THOSE are lewd.

Make sure you got your safe filter on there.

perhaps you may want to start by separating the 3rd party/referenced/link articles from your own allowing for people to distinguish this site's opinion and input rather than hide it

Nothing is hidden...we link back where the original lives and show content with our logo next to it or submitted content with a yellow vote icon next to it.

Hope my explanation wasn't too minimalist.

001


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 8:20:47 PM
+3 Boost
And in case you've all forgotten we are not the cure for cancer.

WE ARE ENTERTAINMENT!

Jeeeshh!!!

001


minimalistminimalist - 5/20/2008 12:49:15 AM
-1 Boost
honey, i said nothing as to whether you were a slutty attention whore, although i do question whether this site is turning into some sort of slutty attention whore. i also do not question whether you are good for this site, although i do question whether this site is any good for you.

lets be frank here, what other online automotive source, especially from a journalist source, including those very "nameless/faceless" sources linked here which the foundation of this very site was built on yet apparently unappreciated or unrespected, uses pictures of chicks or sexually suggestive pictures or comments to lure in readers? nothing to do with you personally, as this tactic had been in the works long before you with features such as "spy girl of the month." what respectful publication such as motortrend, r&d, car & driver or automobile uses this tactic?

what is this place or has it become: autospies or the lifestyles of those that wish to be hip in the hollywood spotlight?

again, this is all constructive criticism. take it for what it is. i will say that when i first joined here, i enjoyed it then and enjoy it now for what it is: a convenient collection of other sources of upcoming news of cars, void of personality or input.

after incorporation and attempts at turning this site into some sort of legit business, the owner started attempting putting some personality in it and slowly fizzling in its own reviews. sorry, thats when things started to suck here. that personality of cockiness and oozing with cheesiness is unbecoming. it loudly speaks, "hey, look at me" and wow is that person a dork.

seriously, what innovation did this site bring?

it shows that the comments come from some old guy out of the fashion wishing to be hip with the new school. oh it shows. one feature i do like is the new "agentspace" feature which is cool since it makes every enthusiast into a "professional reviewer." thats nice. i've always enjoyed comments by those like s4.

no comment as to the other agents as well; they don't deal out the constant cheesy puffery.

oh & yes; i do find the pictures of agent001 to be lewd. like ew. heh. easy to dish out witty sarcasm, yet hard to take, eh?


SHOWTIMESHOWTIME - 5/20/2008 9:18:45 AM
0 Boost
minimalist,
Take a chill pill dude...stop stressing yourself...it ain't that serious lol...just enjoy the site for what it is.


0to600to60 - 5/19/2008 9:00:14 PM
+3 Boost
Welcome 00k! Now 001, I challenge you to hire an agent that does not own a BMW. Maybe even one that has a Lexus... (or infiniti or something American)


0to600to60 - 5/19/2008 9:03:00 PM
+1 Boost
Im going to get deboosted for the Lexus comment...


r15mohdr15mohd - 5/19/2008 9:10:40 PM
+2 Boost
lol, that'll be the day!


Agent009Agent009 - 5/20/2008 9:37:08 AM
-1 Boost
The problem is finding the right personality that has the time to commit.

As we grow I can see a need for a Lexus advocate easily, while we have a large and active Lexus fan base you gotta let 001 know you are interested. So far the only ones coming forth are those from other pedigrees.

So I challenge you all to show your colors.




0to600to60 - 5/20/2008 12:09:56 PM
+1 Boost
Well I am coming forth; I will be the Japanese advocate! Does that get me hired!?!


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 9:16:50 PM
+1 Boost
009 is an Audi loyalist through and through and 004 drives an Infiniti FX.

I'm driving a Lexus LS600h right now and an X5 BMW which I love.

any other questions?

001


Agent001Agent001 - 5/19/2008 9:17:25 PM
+2 Boost
008 is also an Audi guy

001


0to600to60 - 5/19/2008 9:37:07 PM
+3 Boost
completely missed the point!


S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 5/19/2008 9:38:10 PM
+1 Boost
How's the X5 treating you? Is it the 4.8i that I remember you reviewing a few months ago? When my wife decides she has enough time to go the dealer, we're finally putting running boards on ours.


S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 5/19/2008 9:38:42 PM
+4 Boost
Welcome, 00K. I look forward to your upcoming articles, because you seem to have a fresh perspective.


djaokidjaoki - 5/19/2008 11:31:27 PM
+5 Boost
Yikes...Agent 00K, you are damn cute!

Although I fear that the BMW bias that is prevalent in this site will now only grow.


CLK63BlackSeriesCLK63BlackSeries - 5/20/2008 2:50:27 AM
-1 Boost
it's there for a reason, sir. the m3 doesn't win every comparo in the auto mags because of a bmw bias.


MBKingMBKing - 5/20/2008 4:06:44 AM
+1 Boost
I wanna be 00B


EL44EL44 - 5/20/2008 5:04:32 AM
+2 Boost
Very welcome agent 00K.


JUGNUJUGNU - 5/20/2008 6:24:07 AM
+1 Boost
Welcome Agent00K.

I hope u bring and post more news and pictures of cars (then yourself). btw nice pictures.

can't wait for LS600hL new pictures and your comments about it.

JUGNU


M35MTM35MT - 5/20/2008 8:43:46 AM
+3 Boost
21? You look 31. Not being negative.

Odd that theres no picture of this 'modded' bmw...


09CTSVforMe09CTSVforMe - 5/20/2008 8:53:43 AM
-3 Boost
Sure there is...it was modded to look like a Caddy! (good call! : )


KZ258KZ258 - 5/20/2008 10:25:11 AM
-2 Boost
yeah she does look older than 21. my guess would of been at least 27. smoker maybe? (you cant call this being rude btw)


cdokecdoke - 5/20/2008 12:36:13 PM
+3 Boost
"you cant call this being rude btw"

Like hell you can't! I am embarrased on your behalf. There are certain things that if you think them, you keep them to yourself.


cdokecdoke - 5/20/2008 12:49:06 PM
+1 Boost
...remove both "them"s from that sentence.

I, somewhat fortuitously, wrote a blog a few days ago on my agent page titled "On Being a Gentleman". Contained therein, is a quote by a man named John Walter Wayland that I believe every child should be familiarized with.


M35MTM35MT - 5/20/2008 12:55:38 PM
0 Boost
Sorry I had not looked at your agentspace.

Nice car, I hope it's stick...but mine is faster anyway :p




KZ258KZ258 - 5/20/2008 2:26:19 PM
+1 Boost
cdoke, i am a fine, proper, appropriate gentlemen when i am greeted by a fine, proper, appropriate lady/whoever. this scenario has not been presented yet so in the meantime, i will be my blunt self, if you dont mind and if you want to talk about quotes on certain people, read what simon cowell had to say about his "honest" ways. you'd be surprised


cdokecdoke - 5/20/2008 2:34:24 PM
+1 Boost
As you wish, I shall say no more on the subject.


CLK63BlackSeriesCLK63BlackSeries - 5/21/2008 11:45:02 PM
+1 Boost
Well, it doesn't really matter what age you are OOK, be it 18, 21, 24, or 27 or what ever, because which ever age you are, you are rocking the hell out of it!


09CTSVforMe09CTSVforMe - 5/20/2008 8:52:52 AM
+5 Boost
00K, welcome to the site.

Are you as biased toward BMW as the other "agents" or are you capable of recognizing that other brands are able to make a superior vehicle?


CLK63BlackSeriesCLK63BlackSeries - 5/21/2008 3:46:22 AM
+2 Boost
^what a jerkoff^


EL44EL44 - 5/20/2008 10:35:05 AM
+2 Boost
minimalist! what's your problem. Are you sexiste? You sound like a guy who realy has a problem. We should appriciate that agent00K is among us. Continue to read the articles and give your point of view about cars in this site.


KingerKinger - 5/20/2008 10:56:30 AM
+2 Boost
Cool, maybe we'll be all so bucy trying to impress AgentOOK that the pointless BMW vs Lexus debates will finally cease... maybe... :P


SoSnootySoSoSnootySo - 5/20/2008 11:26:54 AM
+2 Boost
Congrats. 00K, welcome to the #1 site for self-aggrandizement and German automotive brown-nosing.


SoSnootySoSoSnootySo - 5/20/2008 11:39:45 AM
+4 Boost
I just read the comments about 00K. You guys are really crass and mean. This is a girl that just got a position here. She hasn't done anything to you guys. Sometimes people make bad decision in where they want to work hehe jk. Good luck 00K. I hope you do bring some objectivity to this site. I do agree on one comment, They didn't have to trot you out and take provocative shots of your body in different poses. I didn't see that being done with 00J. Not that I'm complaining :)

Good luck here. I hope you studied Journalistic ethics at USC.




M53RM53R - 5/20/2008 11:47:29 AM
+3 Boost
Welcome Agent00K.

Looking forward for your posts, and try and ignore some of the immature comments above ^^^.

p.s you can also take it easy on the replying, some topics go above a 100 comments. :P


TeeCee06TeeCee06 - 5/20/2008 12:07:48 PM
-7 Boost
EEwwwwww she's Not that Attractive at ALL!....Needs to SEE a dentist for one!....Blah!...All she has are Boobs...NO booty!...


vonbeelervonbeeler - 5/20/2008 1:11:56 PM
+6 Boost
Disagree. booty perfecto!
I'm an auto enthusiast mostly because I'm drawn to the lines of some beautiful cars. I'm also a hetro male. So the only other thing I like better than beautiful cars is beautiful women. So why not put a little of both together on the site. The best of both. very much enjoy the pics. Welcome OOK.


vonbeelervonbeeler - 5/20/2008 1:15:41 PM
+1 Boost
could even be a Rock Rupublic add. Nice.


CLK63BlackSeriesCLK63BlackSeries - 5/20/2008 1:53:50 PM
+2 Boost
yeah, one HECK of a Rock add!


vonbeelervonbeeler - 5/20/2008 1:24:37 PM
+1 Boost
BTW 001 now that I see your pic, are you stalking me?
I beleive you were my neighbor at F.H and now in S.L.



BMW740Z4BMW740Z4 - 5/21/2008 8:17:34 PM
0 Boost
00K,

Look forward to insightful posts...realistically you couldn't possibly expect to post pics like that and for everyone to take you seriously at the gate. Not trying to dis you or anything, but 3 or 4 blatant a$$ shots? Let's leave that to the bimbo's at the le mans auto circuit and car expos.

Anyway, BMW is the best, feel free to admit it. There are others out there, but everyone knows BMW is best.

(Take that Lexus fanboys....HA!)

No Seriously...



S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 5/21/2008 10:41:59 PM
+3 Boost
00K, time to post some articles! I'm getting sick of the 009 flame wars and the 001 "OMG this new car is going to make everyone shit their pants" posts.


BostonBiosafetyBostonBiosafety - 5/29/2008 7:52:17 PM
+1 Boost
Proof is in the pudding.


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