Jeremy Clarkson Hates America! And Corvettes! And Mustangs! And Buicks!

Jeremy Clarkson Hates America! And Corvettes! And Mustangs! And Buicks!
This week it's all about Jeremy Clarkson. I know, I know, I've been bad-mouthing him here from my modest soapbox, but there's no denying that right now he's the world's most visible and well-known automotive journalist. He is in short, unavoidable.

Anyhow, this is Clarkson's recent special called The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, divided up into eight parts. No, this isn't Top Gear, but it features many of the elements that make Top Gear so popular including gunplay, lots of automotive destruction and many, many shots of high-performance cars sliding around corners.

What makes this special worth plowing through is that it's all about the United States of America and his trip over here. It turns out that he hates us. In this piece he slams the Corvette Z06, disses the Mustang, insults pickup trucks and even kicks Harley-Davidson. And of course he hates our SUVs. Hell, even we are starting to hate our own SUVs.

I hate to say it, but it's all really very entertaining, even if Clarkson doesn't seem to know the difference between a V6-powered base Mustang convertible and the V8-powered GT.

By the way, both television and the Internet are American inventions. And you know, the theme song for Top Gear is "Jessica" by the Allman Brothers and they're American, too.

*May not take another Clarkson review of an American car seriously ever again. BUT I do have to admit that American cars need to continue to improve or suffer a painful death... On another note I love how he praises UK cars to no end; even the crappy ones!
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DROOPYSAKKDROOPYSAKK - 5/21/2008 11:38:26 AM
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i love this guy


HeyhuubHeyhuub - 5/21/2008 11:51:09 AM
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Jeremy Clarkson actually loves the Corvette C6, he just doesn't like the Z06 that much.


simmonsdpsimmonsdp - 5/21/2008 5:31:08 PM
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but the Germans were kicking the "shat" out of them till we saved their ass like so many others in our history.....


Tour18Tour18 - 5/21/2008 7:14:50 PM
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The Brits hate us for saving their ass. Not to mention kicking their ass. Twice.

And Clarkson is NOT a journalist. He is a comedian.


bmwdrvrbmwdrvr - 5/21/2008 12:08:06 PM
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i think the guy is funny......but anyone that takes his reviews seriously are crazy he is way to bias, and misinformed to be taken as anything but entertainment


M35MTM35MT - 5/21/2008 5:22:53 PM
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agree, good for a laugh...until he offends you.


HeyhuubHeyhuub - 5/22/2008 10:49:01 AM
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Actually, only americans are offended by him, he bashes cars from every country but americans are the only people who seem to be seriously offended by it.


ShredmoShredmo - 5/21/2008 12:13:11 PM
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Clarkson is entertaining, just as Letterman is. These celebrities do their best work when political beliefs don't get in the way. Since they have an audience, they take it one step further and try to offer you something more that is not so good.

It is like Porsche making a SUV. It is not what they are known for but since they are well received in other arenas, they feel they are justified in throwing this on consumers.

Sadly, just as people get a kick out of Clarkson's biased opinions, people eat up Porsche SUVs. What might be just right for a few, sometimes is tripe for the whole.


WhelanWhelan - 5/21/2008 12:49:55 PM
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Never liked him, never even liked Top Gear that much. I'll stick to my magazines and Youtube videos of real people doing fun stuff in there cars.


09CTSVforMe09CTSVforMe - 5/21/2008 1:07:29 PM
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He's an entertainer more than an autojournalist...kind of like some people thinking a blog is "news".


CzelinskiCzelinski - 5/21/2008 1:09:55 PM
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evilm , you're an idiot for making such a stupid comment, and it's insulting to those who fought and died for the greater cause. But hey, at least u did finally get your arses in gear and join us. Better late than never as they say.

And if you had let us be defeated by Germany, we'd all be speaking German now. Auf Wiedersehen!


steve27tsteve27t - 5/21/2008 1:22:42 PM
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The truth hurts, sure Clarkson is over the top, but for the most part he is on the money. The American auto industry is going the same way the British industry went, down the toilet. Now the British auto industry is foreign owned, the best of it German and the rest was Ford until recently. Even The Range Rover was a German project taken over by Ford. The US industry caters for the lowest common denominator and churns out a lot of crap. The latest Mustang not even offering IRS as an option, its 2008 for godsakes. The US makers have been chasing the quick bucks, over reliant on trucks and SUV's, now high gas prices are forcing them to rethink again, but always chasing the market and never anticipating. Not a good recipe for success.


ShredmoShredmo - 5/21/2008 1:32:18 PM
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I hate to agree, but you are 100% correct.

Much of the current US vehicle trends are set by nostaligic "baby boomers". It is whay Harleys and Mustangs are so popular.

Then in the US there are the consumers that have the "keeping up with the Jones's" mentality when making purchases. Mustang, Harley, SUV are still in the sweet spot in the Jones's consumers.

Personally, I see the Corvette in a different light, though I am sure there are people "in the know" here that would respectfully disagree.


bmwdrvrbmwdrvr - 5/21/2008 3:31:28 PM
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wow what a bunch of crap....the US industry caters to the lowest common demoninator???, while American cars like "German" cars have come along way through the years, not so much with some brands....GM in particular is churning out world class product that need no excuses so catering to the lowest common demonitor was both pretenious and ignorrant. Take off the 1980's glasses and see the current automotive market and you will see American cars arent all gas guzzlers big trucks and SUVS. As far as chasing the market that wasnt the problem the problem was building what the company wanted and not the consumer, there are many other companies that are reinventing themselves to chase the market leaders other than GM


polkbkkpolkbkk - 5/21/2008 1:24:29 PM
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Take Clarkson for what he is: a car guy with British humor and strong opinions. I like how he's opinionated. Its a refreshing change of pace from the publications/shows in the US where the hosts have to say good things, or they'll lose sponsorships. And the nice thing about Top Gear is that you have two other guys to put Clarkson in his place when he's wrong.

Top Gear = best show on TV, hands down.


09CTSVforMe09CTSVforMe - 5/22/2008 7:59:54 AM
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You must have never seen Three Sheets, then!


ShredmoShredmo - 5/22/2008 10:25:08 AM
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Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug.

Ha ha, that show is brilliant.


M35MTM35MT - 5/21/2008 2:46:56 PM
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At least Americans have clean, staight teeth.


CzelinskiCzelinski - 5/21/2008 3:40:59 PM
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"At least Americans have clean, staight teeth."

Yeah, with pieces of fast food in between them.


ShredmoShredmo - 5/21/2008 3:49:34 PM
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Duh, the English don't have fast food in their teeth because "The Happy Eater" sucked so bad it went out of business. I was unlucky enough to go to one of these. If you have ever seen their logo of the curious "pack-man face" what is really going on is the character is trying to gag itself.

Trust me, I could have been much more rude with that comment.


simmonsdpsimmonsdp - 5/21/2008 5:00:53 PM
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I think you need to be bitched slapped.....


simmonsdpsimmonsdp - 5/21/2008 5:06:14 PM
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Czelinski, I mean....


ShredmoShredmo - 5/21/2008 5:08:00 PM
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Who me?
Sorry, the Happy Eater plain sucks. I am very passionate about this topic :)

BTW, my car is on the "cool wall" according to Jerry Clarkson.


ShredmoShredmo - 5/21/2008 5:09:18 PM
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Ahoy,
10-4.

...but anyway, Happy Eater really was terrible.


dodahmandodahman - 5/21/2008 4:33:12 PM
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I'd put my 20 year old Jeep up against a 20 year old Land Rover any day. At least it still runs and doesn't require a specialized mechanic to fix it.

Oh, and I'd like to see him haul 40 sheets of drywall in his Atom.

Some people actually WORK for a living.


ShredmoShredmo - 5/21/2008 5:14:27 PM
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I'd like to see anyone haul 40 sheets of drywall with any passenger vehicle, or non-commercial sized truck


dodahmandodahman - 5/21/2008 5:27:14 PM
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My point is...
I'd drive a sportscar too if I was a big-shot actor who makes millions & probably has never done a bit of labor his whole life.
Some people need to have a vehicle that doesn't break down every 100 miles with a blown out transmission(ie Jaguar) or can haul more than ass.

Every British vehicle I've ever seen has been a pile of crap after just a matter of years.
Rovers are a great example, what happens when that $6000 hill decent control computer decides to stop working? Can you buy a replacement at AutoZone? I don't think so.


M35MTM35MT - 5/21/2008 5:22:17 PM
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What's really funny is that Clarkson loves the RRS...because its British...if it was German or heaven forbid Asian or American he'd hate it for being an overpriced, overweight, thirsty pig.


simmonsdpsimmonsdp - 5/21/2008 5:53:45 PM
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No one likes us Americans anyway and we get no respect for anything and since the iron curtain went down it's only been more visible.We are only liked, or wanted when they want or are getting something from us.....


PorschinatorPorschinator - 5/21/2008 7:15:49 PM
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My favorite part is when he is comparing the track prowess of a Dodge Crew cab truck to a Ariel Atom...WTF? It is so bias it actually gets entertaining...


shabarushabaru - 5/21/2008 7:45:57 PM
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I think that this is just a racist post... Car companies I am sure that includes the Americans aren't just going to sit their and let the other car companies kick their @$$... Im very sure that they have brains too. Just like the Merc wont just sit there and let Lexus catch up... its the quality control... I am sure Jeremy doesn't "HATE" any cars... it's his job to introduce the car's pros and cons... if u say he hates America... I've seen him call an Aston Martin with a Floppy paddle gear box and the bmw x3 that is made of 85% recylced material... do u know how embarrassing that makes a B/C Benchmark look out on the market especially today?.... Honestly for an x3 I would have much rather chose a Jeep... someone that actually makes an SUV able to go off road...


NUggAitsMENUggAitsME - 5/21/2008 8:39:43 PM
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lol wow , Americans are really patriotic , that's good ahaha. Europeans hate us but they all trying to be like us , go to europe and watch these little fake rappers and R&B artists , they hate us because we're big and strong just like it is with Russia these days , they're getting stronger , and stronger day by day and all these little jelous countries liek Lithuania , Ukrain , Georgia are talking sh*t , because they're small and they have no power in this world, But Americans are selfish bastards tough , and they do what they want , and they fat , have no style , are dumb as sh*t etc. and Americans cars are sh*t though comparing to Europeans and Japanese cars , but i get the point how ya'll get offended , i would too , and i wouldn't ever buy an american car just like i would never buy a British car - for old people.


ShredmoShredmo - 5/22/2008 10:27:55 AM
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If every third word is going to be shit, just spell it out.


S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 5/21/2008 10:49:07 PM
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Why the hell would he try to take a Cadillac Escalade, with 22" wheels, off-roading? Why didn't he take a Jeep, which is clearly at the forefront of American off-roaders, but he took a Range Rover, which is also the forefront of British off-roaders (besides Defender)?

Anyway, who doesn't hate Buicks? I also don't like Mustangs or Corvettes very much, but I respect them.



PorschinatorPorschinator - 5/22/2008 2:33:04 PM
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True...the idiot in the Cadi must have purposely drove up an impossible enbankment or does not have a clue on driving off road. Total Rubbish :)


eamonneamonn - 10/17/2011 5:19:21 PM
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He probably took the Cadillac Escalade off-roading because it's an SUV which is supposed to be designed to go off-road.


xlr8xlr8 - 5/22/2008 2:06:01 AM
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Its just a show guys calm down. Its called entertainment!!!


racinghartracinghart - 5/23/2008 7:19:31 AM
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at least it's doing what Clarkson wanted it to... it's provoking a reaction!

I'd say he succeeded very nicely ;)

Amazingly some of you seem to take it seriously - COME ON - haven't you seen his road trip in America on Top Gear.... What Clarkson writes and broadcasts is purely entertainment and provocation. It's his job. He makes money from doing it. Lots of money


KillBotKillBot - 5/23/2008 5:39:29 PM
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This is sooooo old


MTB5492MTB5492 - 5/25/2008 3:30:43 PM
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Jeremy Clarkson clearly has a anti-america bias. But he does give American's credit when credit is due. Have you listened to the Corvette Z06 review. He said that this was the first time that he has ever had fun in an American car. He does make fun of the interior though........ but lets be honest it has a horrible interior. Its all plastic and it does feel rather cheap. It is also true that American cars are not as great as European Cars. To be quite frank, a Cadillac DTS or a Lincoln Town car is Not a Mercedes-Benz S-Class or an Audi A8 or BMW 7-Series. A Jeep is also no Range Rover(My mom owns a grand cherokee and my dad has a range rover and there is no comparison.) So lets stop the Jeremy Clarkson bashing cause we don't agree with his views, cause then he would be getting the reaction he wanted.


ClarkClark - 8/1/2008 7:10:04 PM
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Do you think Michael Richards (of Seinfeld-fame) is generally a funny comedian? Focusing on a particular standup comedy routine, do you think he was funny when he directed racial epithets at a specific class of people? Whether you answer "yes" or "no" to those questions, Richards has the free speech rights to say whatever he wants, even if it offends a class of people.

But in reaction to Richards' "statements", people that were offended by what Richards said exercised their right to disassociate themselves from his offensive speech. By doing so, they exercised something mightier than censorship, they exercised their right to spend their money elsewhere. At this very moment Richards can still say whatever offensive utterance he wants, and he can do it with full protection of the First Amendment, but most people will respond with "not on my dime." Since he can't get a gig, Richards no longer has any opportunity to offend the very audience paying his wages.

We Americans are currently embroiled in a similar situation with Jeremy Clarkson. If you believe he's funny, and aren't offended that he hates you because you're an American, then watch his television show. You may delude yourself in whatever fantasy convincing yourself he doesn't really hate you ("it's tongue-in-cheek", "he's really just jealous", "it's British humor", etc.), but know this fact: he hates Americans, and this means you.

If you think he's offensive, and it's obvious I do, then you need to do something that will allow him to continue exercising his right to spew his hatred of everything/everyone American, while also showing your strength as a consumer. Boycott his television show and tell every station that runs his show that you're doing so. Boycott the sponsors of his television shows, and tell them that you're doing so. Get others of a like mind to do the same thing (that's why I'm doing this). If enough people will "do something", he'll get the point soon enough and he'll either apologize, or he'll go on spewing his hate...but not on my dime.

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"I hate the Americans." - "Don't Stop Me Now", written by Jeremy Clarkson

"If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: You've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid, and everybody is very rude. It's not the holiday program, it's the truth."- Jeremy Clarkson

"If this were America, it would be full of people doing... whatever it is they do. Incest, mostly, I think." - Jeremy Clarkson while comparing a rural British village with a rural American village

"...I mean, the Americans are good for a lot of things, incest mostly..." - Jeremy Clarkson

"America: 250 million wankers living in a country with no word for wanker" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Most Americans barely have the brains to walk on their back legs." - Jeremy Clarkson

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alexmnc8585alexmnc8585 - 8/2/2010 3:15:46 AM
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part from the discussion about Clarkson being a journalist or comedian. He knows a lot about cars he is being in the business for decades, driven the best cars ever, and to be honest american sportscars are not good they are just big engines and the rest is not well built, they are not clever like the european sports cars (audi, bmw, merc, aston, ferrai, lambos...)
Not only Clarkson have that opinion, also the top car journalist of the automotive world. I prefer a million times a european sportcar or a japanese rather a than amercican muscle car that if i drive it around a complicated corner i have to be prepared to die or leave a post it in my fridge that says "family if iam not back by the the end od the day look for me in the hospitals o in the morgue".
Also those cars hace no goosçd taste at all....that´s my modest opinion, i am not british or north american, i have an imparciall opinion..


eamonneamonn - 10/17/2011 5:15:17 PM
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"both television and the Internet are American inventions" Au contraire. Television was invented by a Scotsman. The internet may have been invented in America but the World Wide Web was invented by an Englishman working in Switzerland.


zagnut11175zagnut11175 - 1/21/2012 10:39:29 PM
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American cars and trucks suck because American lawyers and insurance companies say they must. I believe that GM,Ford,and Chrysler would be very capable of producing a "Jeremy" approved vehicle if their hands were untied .




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