Who Said Public Transportation Can't Be Fun? Police Bust Brothel Bus In Miami

Three undercover detectives were working the streets of Miami's South Beach in the wee hours of June 22 when three women approached them with an offer.

For $40 each, the men could join them aboard a limousine bus with "all you can drink" service included. Intrigued, the cops agreed. Once on board, they found two more women and a male driver. Some of the women began removing their clothes and dancing, police say. The detectives were then offered a menu of options, according to arrest affidavits: "stand-up" dances for $10, lap dances for $20 and access to a curtained VIP room for $125, where "you'll get your money worth," one of the women said.

All three officers paid for two lap dances each. Then, the affidavits read, they paid for admission to the VIP area, where two of them negotiated oral sex for $100 each and the third arranged for sexual intercourse for the same price. Before the women could perform, the detectives arrested all six people on board.
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budfrogS4 - 7/7/2008 12:58:05 PM

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Sure...before the services were rendered they made the arrests...I've heard that one a million times.

Bmw8ter - 7/8/2008 11:37:34 AM

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An STD could be a deal breaker in this case.

henbmw - 7/7/2008 12:59:47 PM

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Undercover cops must have permanent blueballs.

Brembo - 7/7/2008 1:02:55 PM

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hahaha. LOL

M35MT - 7/7/2008 1:03:22 PM

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hahaha so true

BmwVoyager - 7/8/2008 4:30:01 AM

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lol rofl

Audiphile - 7/7/2008 2:42:23 PM

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Yep - and I bet the officers did a bangup job!

For their own sake, I hope undercover vice cops are not married!

09CTSVforMe - 7/7/2008 2:32:05 PM

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I guess they needed two lap dances each to make sure the first ones weren't a fluke?

richard34 - 7/7/2008 4:03:28 PM

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yes 2 lap dances before paying for the VIP section. They are definitely good investigators.

Measure twice and cut once!

cdoke - 7/7/2008 4:07:31 PM

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I wonder how often this actually happens. One late night after going to the club (I was younger then) I drove past a Pathfinder or something of that nature and the people inside...were well...let's just say that they weren't playing pinochle. I was appalled at the spectacle.

As a note: I hate that unethical publication known as Newsweek. I refuse to read their garbage.

speedmaster - 7/7/2008 7:34:53 PM

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THEY HAVE the mugshots on smoking gun websites. Man, those ladies are damn ugly. Think Ghetto streetwalkers and their superfly pimp.

TexLandRover - 7/8/2008 5:44:26 PM

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Kind of takes "car pooling" to the next level. But just some nice folks trying to earn some "gas" money.

Htay7500 - 7/9/2008 3:07:36 PM

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puff puff pass.