The problem is the 'new' Mercedes-Benz CLC-Class isn't 'new' at all

The problem is the 'new' Mercedes-Benz CLC-Class isn't 'new' at all
I really like cars. But some terms that car manufacturers use are, well, a bit stupid. Take the new 3 Series for example. It's got a mildly updated plus more vulgar exterior, new wheel choices, a new pair of wing mirrors and the newer iDrive which mimics Audi MMI in about a thousand different ways. Brilliant! Just what one of the first E90 owners would be willing to pay for.

Then there is the new Ford Focus XR5 Turbo. It is being advertised and promoted all over the place as new. But it isn't new at all.

Then there is the Fiat 500. This car obviously has changed but not to a full extent. It keeps the same overall shape and design as the original Fiat 500, except obviously it has improved safety, more features, and a different use of technology. But this car is purposely built to be similar to the original Fiat 500, just not in the bad ways. It is supposed to be cutting edge.

So, we've learnt that the new E90 is as new as the Bush Presidents, that Ford's criteria for a new Focus is a new pair of headlights, and the Fiat 500 is slightly new but it isn't supposed to be very new, so that's why I like the Fiat 500, except it's a bit girlish.

And that brings me onto the Mercedes-Benz CLC-Class. I'm sad that Mercedes-Benz didn't keep its original name, the C-Class Sports Coupe, because this new model could have redefined the C in the C-Class, as Confusing.

I drove the CLC 350 when I was in the UK. It was very nice. The exterior styling is quite attractive.

If I didn’t have a sense of humour, this is where this article would have ended. But the problem is, I do have a sense of humour and I am going to torture the CLC-Class with it.

First of all, it can’t be categorised as a new car. Yes, it does have a new exterior, but why the hell did Mercedes-Benz decide to keep the W203’s interior. I’m not saying that the styling on the new CLC or the W203 interior is bad, but how on earth is it a new car then if the only difference with the interior is a new steering wheel.

The navigation system had been partially updated, so has the gearbox. The CLC 350 engine is from the C350. But that’s like saying the CL203 (W203 Sports Coupe)’s engines are from the W203 sedan, because they are.

What I really don’t want people to be confused with, is that I really do like this car. The exterior is nice, and the interior I still like. But it is supposed to be a new car, so why does it have half of the W203 in it. Did the designer get ill and Mercedes-Benz only have the new exterior drawings so they decided they couldn’t wait for him to get better so he could fit the new C-Class interior inside the CLC?

That’s why I don’t really like the CLC being called a new car, or the CL204. It should be called the CL203.5 or CL203 ½.

Because, like the ‘new’ E90 and the ‘new’ XR5, it isn’t new at all. But the CLC’s defining of new is worse than the ‘new’ E90 and XR5, because this is supposed to be the ‘all new, next-generation’ model.

It should be called the ‘partially new, partially newer-generation’ model.

Buy a Fiat 500 or a 1 Series.

CarboyCarboy - 7/12/2008 8:53:47 AM
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Why did he get the "buy a 500 or a 1 Series" here if they are not competing with each other or at the CLC-Class?


motor1motor1 - 7/13/2008 11:41:01 PM
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I was comparing the 500 and the 1 Series are relatively new vehicles that people who would consider the CLC-Class may consider buying.


BostonBiosafetyBostonBiosafety - 7/12/2008 9:31:29 AM
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Articles like this make me lose interest in this website.


motor1motor1 - 7/13/2008 11:38:41 PM
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People like you make me think that there is one extra dick head in the world


HantraHantra - 7/14/2008 3:08:34 PM
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I'm 37% less smart after reading this one. WTF?

Maybe when the author starts 7th grade next year, he can improve his writing skills.


motor1motor1 - 7/15/2008 12:17:35 AM
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Maybe when you get off your ass and contribute to AutoSpies, I'll give you and some of your friends some respect


JRobUSCJRobUSC - 7/12/2008 10:01:58 AM
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Motor1, some advice -- it might be easier for you to deal with this atrocious behavior by the car manufacturers if you realigned your understanding of what "new" means with the reality of what it actually means.

The "new" A4, "new" C-class, "new" CTS, and "new" TL -- now those are "new" cars. The "new" 3-Series, however, isn't being called a "new" 3-Series by anyone at BMW. The "new" 3-Series won't be out until 2012 probably. The 2009 3-Series is a "mid cycle refresh" to keep the car current for the second half of the model life, which they do on all their models so they stay fresh in the face of "new" competition. BMW did the same thing with the 2006 7-Series, the 2008 5-Series, the 2007 X3, the 2006 Z4, etc. Most manufacturers do this. It's called "being proactive".


WimmerWimmer - 7/12/2008 10:03:21 AM
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If this guy had been doing his homework he'd know that the CLC is simply an intensively refreshed CL203 C-Class Sportcoupe. Mercedes has even stated this countless times in press releases and the reason for this car existing is simply to cover a momentary market gap that will be addressed once the possible RWD A- and B-Class Coupes hit the market. Think of this car as a "filler model". It won't remain long.


cl0wncl0wn - 7/12/2008 2:48:26 PM
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this car is BROKE


motor1motor1 - 7/15/2008 12:19:39 AM
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I don't see you contributing to Wikipedia. How about you get off your butt and go do something and then I'll give you some respect


MercedesBenz00ZMercedesBenz00Z - 7/12/2008 3:55:02 PM
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This is seriously a crap car. The only difference between this and C class is the name and the number of the doors.

And it doesn't even look as good as C class. What was Mercedes thinking?


SixxFiveSixxFive - 7/12/2008 4:26:11 PM
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The one Benz that I really dislike. It's embarassing to see the three pointed star on this car.


lewishamiltonpimplewishamiltonpimp - 7/12/2008 7:28:48 PM
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Who is calling the 2009 E90 new? It is a refresh.

What a bloody retarded article.


SteedPubSteedPub - 7/12/2008 8:58:09 PM
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Ah yes the Kompact. Whhooooppeee!


M53RM53R - 7/13/2008 8:54:03 AM
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The 3 series is not new. It's a refresh. A facelift. Why didn't we see people complaining when the facelifted 5 series looked like the pre-facelifted one?!


nsmattnsmatt - 7/13/2008 8:53:04 PM
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"If I didn’t have a sense of humour, this is where this article would have ended. But the problem is, I do have a sense of humour and I am going to torture the CLC-Class with it."


Didn't read anything funny past this point, at all.






Or beforehand.


motor1motor1 - 7/13/2008 11:36:56 PM
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yes, i hate you too


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