2009 Audi A4 3.2 FSI - Review of new suspension system in dry & wet conditions

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I introduce to you the slowest, least powerful car in its class. The Audi A4 3.2l.

While at the same time it is one of the most expensive cars in its class.

I’m sorry but I consider the Audi A4 3.2 to be an overpriced, underperforming MILF car.

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The author seems pretty pleased with his flat metaphors

I actually don't understand some people attacking or defending a brand to the point where brand images gain almost animate qualities. That just shows the success of the marketing teams at Audi, BMW, Lexus, etc. Wow. Every car is designed first and formost as a business proposition intended to be sold to as wide a target demographic as possible.
If Audi wanted to build a 335i it could/would- the VW group clearly has the resources- but it won't- that's BMW's job.
Instead, Audi built a car with unflappable build quality, stunning looks inside and out, excellent performance for passing and merging with year round useability. A 335i is faster in a straight line, a 2003 SVT Cobra is faster yet, and both are quicker than a Rolls Royce Phantom. Each car performs differently, each appealing to its own target demographic. These are 'family sedans' we're comparing here- if each approaches its limit of well over .85 g's on the street (up to which point AWD, FWD and RWD car's driving characteristics are almost indestinguishable barring overzealous throttle application), the owner should be arrested anyhow...and i'd go out on a limb to guess that most of these sedans won't see track action.
Stop being silly by passionately siding with 'brands'-all you're doing is showing how effective professional marketers are. I hope you (amazin, lexsux and co.)at least work for one of these brands, at least then you shouldn't be quite as ashamed.

@ Lexsucks,

Yeah, the MILF comment was LOL funny. +1

TO2OT,

I couldn't have said it any better.

All you fanboys out there who supports every brand should read what the guy has to say. Including you ZR1 & GT-R boys. It's true.

TO2OT,

You sound like a non enthusiast. By using your logic we should all be happy with the performance of a Toyota Corolla.

Also, you dont have to drive a vehicle hard to tell the difference between AWD, FWD and RWD. Only a non enthusiast would say something like that.

lol MILF FTW!!!

Are you reading the same article moron? Oh that is if you can actually read. I hope they ban for that disparaging remark. It would be about time you loser.

@ VISO,

Don't sweat him, man. I publicly crushed what amazinCOCKROACH claimed was his "manhood" recently. I see that he thinks he's big enough to us adult language.

http://www.autospies.com/news/Lexus-will-show-case-eight-cars-at-SEMA-36893/

Cockroach still hasn't recovered.

Nice car.
I just drove home through the mountains in my A6 2.7t 6-spd today, and when it wasn't raining it was snowing.
I can't count the number of BMW's that I passed.
Quattro is awesome.
If I lived in Arizona I might drive a BMW, but here on the Wet Coast, Audi rules!
And the new A4 is flying out of the showrooms ... no sign of a depression at the Audi dealers.

StarSearch - i thought that amazin was a little slow but after looking at your post i just realized that he must be an agent. there is no way that someone can spit this much negativity and not get banned, therefore i say amazin is an agent.