Agent 00J Drinks A Little Too Much And Looks Back At What Made Him The Car Enthusiast He Is Today

Agent 00J Drinks A Little Too Much And Looks Back At What Made Him The Car Enthusiast He Is Today
Each year we throw a big Christmas Party and invite all our friends and families to join us as we get ready for the Holiday Season.  The Holidays have always been a big ordeal in our family, and with our party this evening, the impact grows bigger watching as my son starts to take it all in and watch the festivities develop before his eyes.

It is fascinating watching my son grow up, and seeing his interests develop.  We can’t walk through a parking lot without him seeing either a BMW or Audi and declaring Mommy or Daddy because he knows those cars are what Mommy and Daddy drive.  If he sees a Jeep, he immediately points it out and says Grandma for the same reason.

What an experience it is watching his growth, and knowing that like his father, my son is growing up to like cars.  He has a Ferrari 599GTB Fiorano Hot Wheels car that rides with him in my car when we go out, and when I accelerate quickly in the car he often says, “Faster Dad.”

Maybe it is just the brandy-laced cider speaking, but I got thinking about, when I was a kid.

I remember sometime in the mid-80's going to a car show in Denver.  This particular show had a Buick Concept car, I remember it being billed as the 1995 Buick Wildcat Concept.

Let that sink in for a minute.

A Buick of all things. 

A Buick that me as an 11-year old kid WANTED.

A Buick that I thought was cool.

A Buick that was coming out just in time for me to be able to buy.

A Buick that was never meant to be.

The reality is our kids aren’t growing up lusting after Buick’s anymore.  And yeah, you could certainly make the case that the GM of 1995 would have found a way to screw up even that model – that is not the point.

Here is an idea that sparked a passion in an 11-year old me that holds true to this day.

When I was a kid, I had a friend who got to ride in a Porsche 944.

AND I WAS JEALOUS!

He was kind enough to have a bunch of pictures taken, that he then sold to me and other classmates.


I still have the picture I bought.  My wife thinks I am nuts, but the truth is this is part of who I am, the fabric that today defines me as a car enthusiast.

And if you are honest with yourself, you have stories just as ridiculous as mine that make up the person you are in relation to the cars you love today.

In 1997 when Nissan released the updated Pulsar with different hatchback modules that could be interchanged, I HAD to have one – when I was old enough to drive.


And being as good with numbers and a calculator as I was as a kid, I was able to figure my monthly payment to get the current car I wanted.

Yeah, BMW’s were a big part of my wants, however that same calculator dictated a payment that I knew I wouldn’t initially be able to afford upon turning 16 and getting my driver’s license.

The first Saturn Coupe, the SC2 was another car that my calculator indicated I could AFFORD, well if I quit high school and started working 40+ a week that is.

Isn’t it funny how whimsical our outlook was when we were younger?  The hopes and dreams we had that seemed so ambitious, yet in hindsight were pretty ridiculous or unrealistic.

Upon turning 16, a family friend from our church whose job was dealer manager at a Lexus-Toyota-BMW dealership in Syracuse New York showed up one Sunday in the a brand new Lexus SC400.

And I asked very nicely to for him to show me the car after church.

He went one better than that, he said let’s go now.  We skipped church to drive in the SC400 – and by drive I mean he let me drive.


So as a 16-year old kid I was driving the hottest Lexus available at speeds that would have gotten me arrested as my friend coaxed me into really exploring the greatness of the SC400.

And after returning to church I had to drive home in the Ford Taurus my mother owned at the time.  Talk about spoiling and corrupting any sense of reality I may have previously had as the Lexus SC400 took the top spot in the lust department of cars I simply had to have.

And the calculator didn’t lie to me in telling me there was no way in hell I could afford the SC400 for a LONG, LONG TIME.

And yet that experience added another block to the foundation of what today is a passion for cars that now encompasses 34 years worth of life lived to date, and is like you, one of the driving forces that makes you come back daily to check out what is the newest latest car available to dream about.

When I was a kid, especially an older kid, a Christmas list without at least a single car that I currently wanted on it was a list not made up by me.

Was it the 1995 Buick Wildcat concept car that made me a car enthusiast?  The answer is No.  I loved cars long before I loved a Buick.

What is was though was a blip on the radar of ever changing cars that captured the imagination and stirred the soul.  I remember my Dad saying to me as we left the Denver Auto Show back in 1985 that the Buick Wildcat really wasn’t a practical car.

Sadly my Dad has never been much of a car guy, but there was wisdom in his words.  The concept itself would never work with that huge glass canopy and mid-engine setup, but General Motors themselves wouldn’t take a risk that huge as it didn’t fit then current corporate strategy which dictated badge engineering as a means to produce cars.

 So what cars made up your list when you were a kid? 

What memories do you have of cars along your journey to becoming a true car enthusiast?

As the fun and excitement of Christmas draws near, don’t let that enthusiasm fade just because you got older.

And don’t be ashamed to admit that the Buick Wildcat concept was a car you lusted after as well.  Like the famous line currently being used on Macy’s commercials, “Yes Virginia, there is a Santa.”  Adapted for us car guys, “Yes (insert your name here), Buick did make cars kids lusted after.”

Even if it was just a concept, I WANTED ONE.



Agent001Agent001 - 12/7/2008 1:29:17 AM
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Cider? Thought you guys drink moonshine in Tennessee? ;)

001


HyundaiHyundai - 12/7/2008 3:07:20 AM
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Ahem.


Dr. Inkin


Ahem.

Chugalugalug.

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Agent004Agent004 - 12/7/2008 5:41:16 AM
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I've been into cars since as far back as I can remember. The first car I got REALLY excited about - because it would have been something I could have *maybe* afforded (and it looked bad ass) was the.....Dodge Venom.

Dodge Venom

But of course Dodge never produced it, they just dangled it in front of 16, 17 and 18 year olds and instead gave us such alternatives as the....well...none.

Now I look back on it and think, yup it all makes sense now why they're in their current predicament - they can't read a market. Keep building those pickups, Dodge, you won't be disappointing impressionable teenagers much longer!



t_bonet_bone - 12/7/2008 1:43:02 AM
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I loved those old GM prototypes of the early 90's! I would have been very disappointed to see that in 2008 we'd have nothing like them. In fact, the most aero designs now are hideous, like the Prius.

Pontiac Protosport 4 (1991)
[img]http://www.autospies.com/images/users/t_bone/gallery/1991%20Pontiac%20protosport%204.jpg[/img]

Pontiac Sunfire Concept (1990)
[img]http://www.autospies.com/images/users/t_bone/gallery/1990%20Pontiac%20Sunfire%20concept.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.autospies.com/images/users/t_bone/gallery/1990-Pontiac-Sunfire-concept3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.autospies.com/images/users/t_bone/gallery/1990-Pontiac-Sunfire-concept2.jpg[/img]


t_bonet_bone - 12/7/2008 1:45:46 AM
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Sorry, don't know why the images didn't work.


t_bonet_bone - 12/7/2008 1:52:35 AM
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One more test, pulling spaces out of filename:
[img]http://www.autospies.com/images/users/t_bone/gallery/1990PontiacSunfireconcept.jpg[/img]


ShredmoShredmo - 12/8/2008 11:46:32 AM
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I think you either have to be an agent, or have agent space to link photos.


gulesgules - 12/7/2008 3:33:12 AM
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Why do you need 4 exclamation marks?


gulesgules - 12/7/2008 4:00:47 PM
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What the hell does perfect grammar have to do with car news?


HyundaiHyundai - 12/7/2008 3:08:41 AM
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00J is my Fave-O-rate.

001 can just die and never come back to life.

PlanoA4 can just live and never come back to life but still not die.

Die 001.

Plane and semple.


Agent004Agent004 - 12/7/2008 5:35:07 AM
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Plane and semple? prycliss.


PorscheMeisterPorscheMeister - 12/7/2008 12:26:00 PM
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Every body in my Fam was always a Mustang nut so that set me up for my love of cars. Growing up in a small town you felt lucky to see a Porsche or BMW but the first time I really feel in LOVE with car was when a local dealer got his hands on a brand new 93 VIPER! My mom was getting a new car and I was looking around the show room. One of the dealers asked me if I liked fast cars? I said oh yeah! He said come back here I have something you might like to see! So I followed him back to the detail Dept where he turned the lights on and pulled the cover off of this wide low shape. I still remember being in awe as I looked at the bright red beast just setting there glowing. I had seen pics of it before but here it was in all of it's glory. I walked around it about ten time taking in every little detail (just in case my eye fell out tomorrow I could live the rest of my life happy remember this one moment) the dealer said you want to see the engine "I said yeesssss! " when he open it up (even the hood open backward... SO cooooool) I saw that V10 Juggernaut! (at the of 4s and 6s were the norm and the v8 was the king) but here set a V8 + 2!!!! He opened the door and said those magic words! "You wanna set in it?" I got in being very careful not hurt the leather seats ,I grabbed the wheel and looked at the cockpit in front of me. I saw my self going 190mph around Bristol Motor Speedway. (local nascar ring)..... or "cruz 'in" the strip with all girls begging to be the next to take a ride.! I also knew at that point what the word lust meant! That was the greatest point in my life for many year until one day I heard a sound that sent shivers all over my body as I saw a bright yellow f355 come flying by me hitting 8500rpms...... my out look on life was never the same again!


PorscheMeisterPorscheMeister - 12/7/2008 6:22:11 PM
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lol very true!


ShredmoShredmo - 12/8/2008 11:45:50 AM
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The very first car I recall lusting after was a 1981 BMW M1.


Bmw8terBmw8ter - 12/8/2008 1:47:43 PM
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The 1984 Dodge M4S. Granted, I was only 3 y/o when it came out. I saw it years later, and couldn't believe my eyes; I was hooked. It's the only car I can recall ever having 3 nameplates on the car itself: Dodge, Chrysler, and Plymouth.

I guess they couldn't make up their minds so they slapped all 3 on there.


Bmw8terBmw8ter - 12/8/2008 1:48:44 PM
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Forgot to name the movie. it was "The Wraith".


ShredmoShredmo - 12/8/2008 2:29:27 PM
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I remember seeing that movie. I too thought it was really cool!


PorscheMeisterPorscheMeister - 12/8/2008 6:54:57 PM
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Bmw8ter - the wraith car was a Dodge concept car "M4S Turbo Interceptor".

<img src="http://www.dodgepedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chryslershow07025.jpg">


For the movie a few shells and 2 functional kit cars were built for an estimated $1,500,000. The Dodge M4S was powered by a Mopar 2.2 “Trans” Turbo twin-cam four cylinder engine that produced 440 horsepower

<img src="http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h7/vwdean/Wraith1.jpg">


1dott81dott8 - 12/8/2008 1:58:02 PM
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FitzLA - Who are you to talk about other peoples writing? "You are a horrible writer, and it shows." do you see something wrong in that sentence? No comma necessary. Also, what's wrong with this? "Can you imagine if someone submitted a article like this to Motor Trend or Newsweek?" Submitted an article would be correct. If you are going to criticize someones writing, make sure that yours is on point. Just food for thought.


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