Official: The Stig has been revealed

Sucks now.... Someone new will have to take his place....

No point of killing him off the show since he's been such an awesome Stig, and it has been such a long time waiting.

Frankly, however, I feel as if Stig has completely lost its "charm" because of this.

Btw, how did people find out who the guest Stigs were? like...the African special, for example.

Simon Shithead ruined everything.

"Some say his helmet is modeled on Britney Spears' face" and "That he had phone sex with Russell Brand's Answering Machine once"

Ahaa -> Now we know who is the person who does all this wierd stuff!

The Stig has been various drivers, Ben being the latest.

I'd like to see Top Gear get a better track, like Fifth Gear has - with elevation changes.

Well, if one of his nipples is really in the shape of the Nurbergring, then yes, it is him! I doubt that he would actually say that he is the stig if it were true. unless his contract is up and he cannot get sued.

What an assclown! I think someone should punch that gallery owner. What kind of peter puffer owns a gallery anyway?

Who's going to be the Stig on the US Top Gear? They've done such a BANGUP job picking the hosts, so it'll probably be Click or Clack.

They already had an American Stig, who they called the Stig's American Cousin, when they came to their Ex-Colony here. Did I mention they made him Soo Fattt !!

Some say he never blinks and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.

Some say he's wanted by the CIA and that he sleeps upside down, like a bat.

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden and that he can catch fish with his tongue.

Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and he blinks vertically.

Some say that his breath smells of magnesium and that his scared of bells.

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic.

Some say that he lives in a tree and that his sweat can be used to clean precious
metals.

Some say that his heart ticks like a watch and that his confused by stairs.

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats and that he has two sets of knees.

Some say that his terrified of ducks and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him.

Some say that his brain is a Satellite navigation system.

Some say that his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and where ever you are in the world if you tune your radios to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds - and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight.

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground.

Some say that his tears are adhesive - and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days.

Some say that he can swim seven lengths under water - and he has webbed buttocks.

Some say that his heart is in upside down - and that his teeth glow in the dark.

Some say that his ears aren’t exactly where you'd expect them to be - and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott.

Some say he has a digital face - and if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar.

Some say that his genitals are on upside down. And that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds.

Some say his ears have a Paisley lining - and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring - and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest.

Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin, like a snake, and for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch.

Some say that his first name really is 'The'; and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant including the cameramen.

Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs.

Some say that he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal.

Some say that he's a C.I.A. experiment that went wrong, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's not the Stig. But he is

the Stig's American cousin!

Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli. And that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks. And that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spear's head.

Some say that he isn't machine-washable and all his potted plants are called Steve.

All we know is he's callled......THE STIG!!