Let's Have Some Fun-If YOU Were A Car Salesman, What Car Would You Recommend To The OctoMom?

As every day passes, this OctoMom story gets more bizarre by the minute.

Now, she's been offered a Million dollars to star in PORN!

PLEASE, get the list of EVERY person who buys that DVD if she does it and IMMEDIATELY get them out of our fine country!

By the way, this is the funniest quote I've read yet about her:

"Incidentally, Lost in Showbiz assumes that by now you will have worked out that the Octomom is not real. She is in fact a parodic hologram sent to earth by more intelligent life forms, who were so appalled that earthlings got Angelina, an actress, to officially advise on the Iraqi refugee crisis - a displacement of 2 million people - that they thought only a monstrous satire on the scale of the Octomom could make humanity see sense."

So after I finished my hilarious laughing/Starbucks fit this morning after reading that news. I thought if she showed up at a car dealership, what car should the salesperson recommend to her?

Let me disclaim that this article has absloutely zero value but with all this doom and gloom talk about the economy, it's fun once in a while to do something absolutely ridiculous and fun.

So let's have at it...

What is the PERFECT vehicle for her?

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HSCenterconsole - 2/25/2009 3:30:21 PM

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001, you live in California, right? You must love having your tax money go to this woman and her eight infants and six other children.

It is ironic that woman that is this dumb has brought 14 children into this world. Just what we need: more idiots.

Agent001 - 2/25/2009 3:35:53 PM

+2 Boost

Almost as much as I like the socialus, er, I mean stimulus. ;)

001

Agent009 - 2/25/2009 3:51:11 PM

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If you listen to her talk, she is far from dumb. If you sit back a bit you might see a carefully crafted scheme is in progress.

downtoearth - 2/25/2009 5:20:40 PM

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Agents, can I complain? :-\

The Agent's Space registration page doesn't work. This one:
http://www.autospies.com/users/we-signup.aspx

When I attempt to register, a database error occurs and a technical message is displayed (I can paste it here if needed). And starting an agent space is not possible, the new credentials are not entered into some database.

I emailed the technical staff using the contact form but they told me to sod off.

I'm kidding :-) No one responded and the error remains. And I can't start my space and can't upload pics :0(

neutral - 2/25/2009 8:51:07 PM

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downtoearth,

I was getting the same problem when using Internet Explorer. Then I used Mozilla and it worked.

In any event, internet explorer always worked well except for today.

rumnyc - 2/26/2009 1:18:48 AM

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she is raking in millions and partying with the elite and can drive any car you can't afford.

who is the dummber person?

Agent004 - 2/25/2009 3:31:14 PM

+8 Boost

A bus.

phantom330 - 2/25/2009 3:33:07 PM

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I'd get her a Kia and spend the rest to get her tubes tied.

She actually isn't bad looking, but I would imagine that poon is pretty nasty after having a small village of kids come out of it.

Agent001 - 2/25/2009 3:33:40 PM

+4 Boost

Maybe, they'll offer her a mill to do a remake of the Partridge Family and give her the bus after shooting ends ;)

001

HSCenterconsole - 2/25/2009 3:40:07 PM

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She got offered a mill to do another type of (adult movie) shoot 001.

njsidekick3 - 2/25/2009 3:38:28 PM

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That's hard, it's already obvious she likes spending time in the BACKseat.

Agent001 - 2/25/2009 3:46:03 PM

+8 Boost

With the fertility Doctor? ;)

001

IVANURI97 - 2/25/2009 4:26:43 PM

+2 Boost

A Hummer or HUGE SUV, hey, we all are paying for this as it is, we may as well get her a gas guzzler too! Spread the wealth, right? Why Americans are fascinated with her and making her "famous" is beyond me. Ignore her PLEASE!!

Threepoint1415926 - 2/26/2009 11:33:44 AM

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The liberal media?? You mean like Fox News and that comedian Rush Limbaugh? Neither will shut up about it.

rocker - 2/25/2009 4:54:53 PM

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Stretch Escalade to match her stretch marks.

onetime - 2/25/2009 5:12:43 PM

+2 Boost

Bus, Metro, Walking (BMW).
It's good for the green environment and it saves energy.

formula666 - 2/25/2009 5:15:29 PM

+2 Boost

A dump truck...
- F666

EL34 - 2/25/2009 5:26:41 PM

+4 Boost

This nutty lady doesn't need a car she needs her head examined.

A total flip case!

:-\

answer - 2/25/2009 5:44:00 PM

+2 Boost

Mazda RX8 in the most nasty color pink available.

Could be her "octo-mobile"

veyron1001 - 2/25/2009 5:49:44 PM

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A box of condoms.

commander104 - 2/25/2009 5:59:07 PM

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Just send her to France, they have government issued nannies there for new moms. Borrow "Sicko" from the library if you don't believe me.

Htay7500 - 2/25/2009 6:02:37 PM

+2 Boost

Thank goodness I don't live in CA.

monkeyrun - 2/25/2009 6:05:39 PM

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just go get a job as a bus driver.

Bmw8ter - 2/25/2009 6:34:32 PM

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A diesel of sorts and a plastic bucket w/ a seatbelt for her flabby cheese tummy.

shiftless - 2/25/2009 7:12:01 PM

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First I would ask her qualifying questions....Somthing the Doctors in California didnt do. I would then ask her what she had budgeted for a car payment....Since she does not know how much it cost to raise kids because she did not pay for them, we are. Then last I would ask if safety is important to her....since those babies were all at risk of dying.Then my conclusion of a perfect vehicle would be a Trojan horse and enough gas to Canada.

Type707 - 2/25/2009 7:22:55 PM

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A utility belt made out of cast iron from "Robin Hood Men in tights"

Threepoint1415926 - 2/26/2009 11:37:26 AM

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Ah, the chastity belt. Good call!

vwrules - 2/25/2009 7:33:27 PM

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The perfect place for this stupid @#&%$ is California the lefties love this stuff they can pay for it oops sorry damn stymulus we all gonna pay to raise these kids. The Doctor needs to be sued of all his assets.

neutral - 2/25/2009 8:55:00 PM

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So theres something good to look at!

t_bone - 2/25/2009 9:29:06 PM

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Dodge Sprinter.

BigShow50 - 2/25/2009 9:35:43 PM

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Have you ever listen to this butch of a momster talk on t.v.? She has this annoying nasily voice, makes you wish you were deaf! She must squeel like a pig!...now her ex-boyfriend wants in by sayin' he provided his soldiers, I guess he figure out he can bank on this attention. It's sad these to idiots are considering this by using their kids, even though they won't admit it, let alone actually not care for their kids.

Agent001 - 2/26/2009 2:08:19 AM

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LOL!!!

001

komododave - 2/26/2009 10:08:56 AM

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A CT2004. The kids could roll around in the back and eat jolly ranchers watermelon candies.

Schwitz916 - 2/26/2009 11:42:55 AM

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First I'd tell her to let sane and compitent people take care of her children so she can't ruin their lives like she did her own. Second, she can't afford a car so a bicycle is her only option. Plus she can work off those baby pounds so she can try and look even more like angelina jolie. If she's not stupid, then she's an even more narcasistic, selfish sicko than we all thought. Bringing 14 kids into this world and she can't even afford basic necessities.

Jordanski - 2/26/2009 11:14:06 PM

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i didnt know incest for lesbians was possible

Whelan - 2/26/2009 12:27:09 PM

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I'd give her a ride in my bedroom. Those Angelina lips could provide some entertainment.

Jordanski - 2/26/2009 11:12:22 PM

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shes already got enough kids

Jordanski - 2/26/2009 11:14:19 PM

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ill sell her a coach bus