Can YOU Describe These Brands In ONE Word?

If someone started talking cars with you or us and asked us to describe what these premium brands are all about, that would be NO problem.

But the conversation might even end up taking a full night at your favorite restaurant or watering hole.

But what if you you only had ONE word to describe them?

Could you do it and MAKE the person truly understand what they stand for and if they are good or bad?

So your mission is to copy this list, paste it in the comments and put ONE word next to every brand.

Not 3, not 2, ONE. And ONLY one.

Keep it clean of course or your comments will be deleted.

It may seem easy, but it isn't.

And you CAN'T use the same word TWICE.

So let's see what you all got...

Acura-
Alfa Romeo-
Aston Martin-
Audi-
Bentley-
BMW-
Cadillac-
Ferrari-
Hyundai-
Infiniti-
Jaguar-
Lamborghini-
Land Rover-
Lexus-
Lincoln-
Lotus-
Maserati-
Maybach-
Mercedes-Benz-
MINI-
Porsche-
Rolls Royce-
Volkswagen-
Volvo-

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wins555 - 6/6/2009 12:39:33 AM

+6 Boost

Acura-limbo
Alfa Romeo-Suzuki
Aston Martin-player
Audi-chic
Bentley-rich
BMW-lawyer
Cadillac-rapper
Ferrari-european
Hyundai-toyota
Infiniti-limboer
Jaguar-english
Lamborghini-gigolo
Land Rover-goat
Lexus-executive
Lincoln-old
Lotus-enthusiastic
Maserati-agent
Maybach-luxury
Mercedes-Benz-status
MINI-small
Porsche-sports
Rolls Royce-royalty
Volkswagen-nissan
Volvo-safe

Agent001 - 6/6/2009 12:41:48 AM

+4 Boost

Well done!

Our first list!

001

david999 - 6/6/2009 9:52:45 AM

+3 Boost

What are you smoking Hyundaismoke?

dk789 - 6/7/2009 11:39:13 AM

-1 Boost

Acura-edgy
Alfa Romeo-Bellisima
Aston Martin-007
Audi-relaxation
Bentley-wealth
BMW-arrogance
Cadillac-American
Ferrari-style
Hyundai-value
Infiniti-achiever
Jaguar-British
Lamborghini-cojones
Land Rover-soccer
Lexus-sedative
Lincoln-undecided
Lotus-lightness
Maserati-exaust
Maybach-sleepy
Mercedes-Benz-pretentious
MINI-poser
Porsche-speed
Rolls Royce-wallet
Volkswagen-family
Volvo-bored

wins555 - 6/6/2009 1:08:43 AM

+1 Boost

Had a couple of hours to kill.

Chip - 6/6/2009 1:34:46 AM

+1 Boost

Acura-Honda
Alfa Romeo- European
Aston Martin-James Bond
Audi-Quattro
Bentley- Uber Luxury
BMW-Sport
Cadillac-American Luxury
Ferrari- Prancing Horse
Hyundai- Genesis
Infiniti- Japanese BMW
Jaguar-Classic
Lamborghini-Bull
Land Rover-Unreliable
Lexus-Toyota
Lincoln-Old School
Lotus-track
Maserati-Beautiful
Maybach-Limo
Mercedes-Benz-Solid
MINI-Quirky
Porsche- Heritage
Rolls Royce- Yacht
Volkswagen-People's car
Volvo- Ford

raptor911 - 6/6/2009 1:55:54 AM

-11 Boost

Acura-Outdated
Alfa Romeo-Modern
Aston Martin-007
Audi-Overpriced
Bentley-rich
BMW-Poser
Cadillac-American
Ferrari-Red
Hyundai-Cheap
Infiniti-Catching-up
Jaguar-Classic
Lamborghini-Power
Land Rover-Unreliable
Lexus-Silence
Lincoln-Old
Lotus-Spartan
Maserati-Gorgeous
Maybach-Big
Mercedes-Benz-Old Money
MINI-Small
Porsche- PERFECTION!!!!!
Rolls Royce-Uber-elite
Volkswagen- das auto
Volvo- Safe

PunjabiNYC - 6/6/2009 1:58:30 AM

-12 Boost

Acura- UNCONVINCING
Alfa Romeo- PASSION
Aston Martin- BEAUTY
Audi- QUATTRO
Bentley- HOLLYWOOD
BMW- MODERN
Cadillac- PIMP
Ferrari- F1
Hyundai- DOG
Infiniti- LAME
Jaguar- ENGLISH
Lamborghini- MEAN
Land Rover- GODFATHER
Lexus- BORING
Lincoln- AMERICAN
Lotus- RACE
Maserati- HOPELESS
Maybach- RICH
Mercedes-Benz- TECONOLOGY
MINI- CHARMING
Porsche- SPORTY
Rolls Royce- EXQUISITE
Volkswagen- HITLER
Volvo- GRANDPA

SP2Hybrid - 6/6/2009 2:48:43 AM

-8 Boost

This should be fun:

Acura- lame
Alfa Romeo- crap
Aston Martin- beauty
Audi- elegance
Bentley-pimp
BMW-driving
Cadillac-up-and-coming
Ferrari-Monaco
Hyundai-progress
Infiniti-wannabe
Jaguar-rubbish
Lamborghini-vanity
Land Rover-old-school
Lexus-floating
Lincoln-official
Lotus-hardcore
Maserati-loaded
Maybach-ostentatious
Mercedes-Benz-chinese
MINI-hip
Porsche-finesse
Rolls Royce-royalty
Volkswagen-workhorse
Volvo-Ikea

Jordanski - 6/7/2009 10:25:10 PM

+1 Boost

Last time I checked, Mercedes-Benz is German.

JUGNU - 6/6/2009 3:00:40 AM

+10 Boost

Acura-Different
Alfa Romeo-artful
Aston Martin-Beautiful
Audi-Advanced
Bentley-Royal
BMW-Sporty
Cadillac-American(best)
Ferrari-supercar
Hyundai-value
Infiniti-Modern
Jaguar-class
Lamborghini-exotic
Land Rover-desirable
Lexus-Fine
Lincoln-american(luxury)
Lotus-lightweight
Maserati-beauty
Maybach-Mercedes(expensive)
Mercedes-Benz-All-rounder
MINI-fun
Porsche-unique
Rolls Royce-prestigious
Volkswagen-affordable
Volvo-safe

JUGNU

Jordanski - 6/7/2009 10:22:43 PM

+1 Boost

just stfu already

cl0wn - 6/6/2009 3:42:41 AM

-8 Boost

Acura-fwd
Alfa Romeo-rare
Aston Martin-art
Audi-classy
Bentley-rich
BMW-handling
Cadillac-KFC
Ferrari-F1
Hyundai-plagiarism
Infiniti-tired
Jaguar-broke
Lamborghini-boner
Land Rover-incompetent
Lexus-reliability
Lincoln-hahahaha
Lotus-zippy
Maserati-confused
Maybach-extenZe
Mercedes-Benz-ballin'
MINI-thoughtful
Porsche-plain
Rolls Royce-astounding
Volkswagen-auschwitz
Volvo-harmless

mcpercr9 - 6/6/2009 4:22:40 AM

+1 Boost

Acura-lost
Alfa Romeo-flare
Aston Martin-handsome
Audi-teutonic
Bentley-bold
BMW-drive
Cadillac-cowboy
Ferrari-sex
Hyundai-joke
Infiniti-poser
Jaguar-class
Lamborghini-porn
Land Rover-real
Lexus-good
Lincoln-old
Lotus-pure
Maserati-gorgeus
Maybach-irrelevent
Mercedes-Benz-solid
MINI-hip
Porsche-superior
Rolls Royce-luxury
Volkswagen-nice
Volvo-plain

Hantra - 6/6/2009 8:17:18 AM

-16 Boost

Acura- self-defeating
Alfa Romeo- dead
Aston Martin- sex
Audi- Volkswagenish
Bentley- Luxury
BMW- Passion
Cadillac- Fail
Ferrari- Infatuation
Hyundai- Ghey
Infiniti- Confused
Jaguar- Underdog
Lamborghini- Obnoxious
Land Rover- Disaster
Lexus- Pretender
Lincoln- Waterbed
Lotus- Spirited
Maserati- Hawt
Maybach- Bankrupt
Mercedes-Benz- I'mL337rThanU
MINI- Overpriced
Porsche- Inspiring
Rolls Royce- Legendary
Volkswagen- Sludge
Volvo- Brick

_43LE - 6/6/2009 9:41:59 AM

+9 Boost

Acura- LOST
Alfa Romeo- Stylish
Aston Martin- Bond
Audi- Chic
Bentley- Excess
BMW- Sport
Cadillac- OK
Ferrari- F1
Hyundai- Value
Infiniti- Sporty
Jaguar- Old-world
Lamborghini- ME!
Land Rover-Poser
Lexus- Reliability
Lincoln-what?
Lotus-Sportster
Maserati-Exciting
Maybach- Limo
Mercedes-Benz- Snobby
MINI- Cute
Porsche-Race
Rolls Royce- Upper-crust
Volkswagen- Fun
Volvo - bookish

annu621 - 6/6/2009 12:12:35 PM

0 Boost

Acura- HAS-BEEN
Alfa Romeo- PRETTY
Aston Martin- SEXY
Audi- STYLISH
Bentley- ELITE
BMW- DRIVING
Cadillac- AMERICAN
Ferrari- APEX
Hyundai- VALUE
Infiniti- BLAND
Jaguar- CLASSY
Lamborghini- FLASHY
Land Rover- GO-ANYWHERE
Lexus- QUALITY
Lincoln- BORING
Lotus- AGILE
Maserati- GORGEOUS
Maybach- EXCESS
Mercedes-Benz- PRESTIGE
MINI- FUN
Porsche- SPEED
Rolls Royce- UPPER-CRUST
Volkswagen- LOW-VALUE
Volvo- SAFETY

schnell330i - 6/6/2009 1:10:42 PM

-9 Boost

Acura- techy
Alfa Romeo- character
Aston Martin- chisled
Audi- wannabe
Bentley- heavy
BMW- dynamic
Cadillac- chrome
Ferrari- italiano
Hyundai- copy-cat
Infiniti- bmw-chaser
Jaguar- shaguar
Lamborghini- attention
Land Rover- stately
Lexus- grandma
Lincoln- land-yacht
Lotus- reflexes
Maserati- ferrari-lite
Maybach- excess
Mercedes-Benz- image
MINI- bmw-lite
Porsche- classic
Rolls Royce- wafting
Volkswagen- vee-dub
Volvo- swedish

ChevyFan100 - 6/6/2009 1:21:46 PM

-8 Boost

Acura- dead
Alfa Romeo- italian
Aston Martin- james bond
Audi- VW
Bentley- rich-ego
BMW- fast-but-boring
Buick- premium
Cadillac- comfort
Ferrari- status-symbol
Hyundai- genesis
Infiniti- lexus-wanna-be
Jaguar- amazing
Lamborghini- status-symbol
Land Rover- royal
Lexus- anti-american
Lincoln- eco-boost
Lotus- crap
Maserati- status-symbol
Maybach- hyundai-style-rolls-price
Mercedes-Benz- unreliable
MINI- fad
Porsche- handling
Rolls Royce- ugly
Volkswagen- bad-value
Volvo- safe

Agent001 - 6/6/2009 2:09:29 PM

+5 Boost

My choices:

Acura- Fledgling
Alfa Romeo- Style
Aston Martin- Bond
Audi- Stylish
Bentley- Avengers
BMW- Dynamic
Cadillac- Goodfellas
Ferrari- Arrogant
Hyundai- Relentless
Infiniti- Chaser
Jaguar- Irrelevant
Lamborghini- Badass
Land Rover- Diana
Lexus- Bulletproof
Lincoln- 60's
Lotus- Headaches
Maserati- Depreciation
Maybach- Cya
Mercedes-Benz- Sliding
MINI- Smart
Porsche- 911
Rolls Royce- Ecstasy
Volkswagen- Socialism
Volvo- Safety

001

theoptimisticpessimist - 6/6/2009 3:11:08 PM

+3 Boost

Acura- Fledgling ?

Agent001 - 6/6/2009 3:17:22 PM

+1 Boost

Yes...or sinking

001

0to60 - 6/6/2009 5:19:59 PM

+6 Boost

I thought u would say BMW - Orgasm

pageman - 6/6/2009 3:17:04 PM

-8 Boost

my choices

ACURA - HONDA?
ALFA ROMEO - SMALL & FAST
ASTON MARTIN - BAD TEETH
AUDI - PLAID PANTS
BENTLEY - ROCKEFELLAR
BMW - HOMOSEXUAL
CADILLAC - RETIREMENT PRESENT
FERRARI - TOM SELLICK
HYUNDAI - PONY
INFINITI - MR. WONG
JAGUAR - PIPE SMOKER
LAMBORGHINI - BIKINIS & BOOBS
LAND ROVER - HORNY HOUSE WIFE
LEXUS - RELIABLE
LINCOLN - RED NECK GRANDPA
LOTUS - G STRING
MASERATI - QUICK, VODKA SHOT
MAYBACH - EXCESSIVE
MERCEDES - DR. WHO?
MINI - MR. BEAN
PORSCHE - BIKINIS
ROLLS ROYCE - HOOKER
VOLKSWAGEN - STUPID, JUST STUPID
VOLVO - NIMPHO SUBURBAN HOUSE WIFE

dwatson - 6/6/2009 3:26:56 PM

0 Boost

Acura- Ambivalence
Alfa Romeo- Sexual
Aston Martin- Class
Audi- Conservative
Bentley- Ostentatious
BMW- Contemporary
Cadillac- Old-School
Ferrari- Passionate
Hyundai- Respectable
Infiniti- Poser
Jaguar- Khaki
Lamborghini- Wow
Land Rover- Utilitarian
Lexus- Plush
Lincoln- ?
Lotus- Underdog
Maserati- Sumptuous
Maybach- Misguided
Mercedes-Benz- Commanding
MINI- Humorous
Porsche- Geeky (love them though)
Rolls Royce- Royalty
Volkswagen- Giant
Volvo- Scandinavian

theoptimisticpessimist - 6/6/2009 4:02:54 PM

-4 Boost

Acura- Waning
Alfa Romeo- Bold
Aston Martin- Bond (James Bond)
Audi- Metrosexual
Bentley- Classic
BMW- Driven
Cadillac- Waxing
Ferrari- Art
Hyundai- Metamorphing
Infiniti- Laggard
Jaguar- Grace
Lamborghini- Fast
Land Rover- Stately
Lexus- Steadfast
Lincoln- Struggling
Lotus- Spry
Maserati- Supermodel
Maybach- Anachronism
Mercedes-Benz- Improving
MINI- Fun
Porsche- Hedgefund
Rolls Royce- Pinnacle
Volkswagen-Smart
Volvo-Er,Swedish,Er Fordish

Baby - 6/6/2009 4:07:16 PM

-2 Boost

Acura- Beak
Alfa Romeo- Weird
Aston Martin- Beautiful
Audi- Movement
Bentley- Strong
BMW- Balding
Cadillac- Gangsta
Ferrari- Art
Hyundai- Wannabe
Infiniti- Limbo
Jaguar- Cat
Lamborghini- Angular
Land Rover- Mistake
Lexus- Conservative
Lincoln- Old
Lotus- Small
Maserati- Different
Maybach- Luxury
Mercedes Benz- Status
MINI- Tiny
Porsche- Pinnacle
Rolls Royce- Rich
Volkswagen- Confused
Volvo- Odd

Joe_Limon - 6/6/2009 4:15:58 PM

-10 Boost

Acura- Beak
Alfa Romeo- Guicci
Aston Martin- Slugger
Audi- alike
Bentley- behemoth
BMW- engine
Cadillac- bling
Ferrari- arrogance
Hyundai- china
Infiniti- curvy
Jaguar- india
Lamborghini- hardcore
Land Rover- curry
Lexus- imitation
Lincoln- feds
Lotus- track
Maserati- undeniable
Maybach- playa
Mercedes Benz- gray
MINI- cart
Porsche- overrated
Rolls Royce- tank
Volkswagen- fixing
Volvo- class

Silverstone - 6/6/2009 4:44:56 PM

-1 Boost

ding ding ding...LOL!!!!!
fathers'day is one word....where is my reward?

KZ258 - 6/6/2009 6:11:23 PM

+3 Boost

and i am not going to participate in this

mpwr - 6/11/2009 12:02:19 PM

+2 Boost

u just did, lol

sector - 6/6/2009 6:43:44 PM

+3 Boost

Acura- Potential
Alfa Romeo- Unique
Aston Martin- Sophisticated
Audi- Overpriced
Bentley- Royalty
BMW- Moneypit
Cadillac- Retired
Ferrari- Pricks
Hyundai- Value
Infiniti- Almost
Jaguar- British (I know, it's Indian now but it's British at heart)
Lamborghini- Exotic
Land Rover- Broken
Lexus- Reliability
Lincoln- Boat
Lotus- Light
Maserati- Classy
Maybach- Luxury
Mercedes-Benz- Pioneer
MINI- Childish
Porsche- Kermit
Rolls Royce- Handmade
Volkswagen- Hitler
Volvo- Safety

bigbuck19 - 6/6/2009 7:51:59 PM

+1 Boost

Acura-Decent
Alfa Romeo-Cool
Aston Martin-Classy
Audi-sweet
Bentley-Rich
BMW-Monster
Cadillac-American
Ferrari-Rich
Hyundai-Rising
Infiniti-Japanese
Jaguar-Tea
Lamborghini-Fast
Land Rover-offroading
Lexus-Lame
Lincoln-Amazing
Lotus-featherweight
Maserati-Beauty
Maybach-Ballin
Mercedes-Benz-Luxury
MINI-Small
Porsche-Sexy
Rolls Royce-Pimpin
Volkswagen-Audi
Volvo-Safe

4ron - 6/6/2009 8:57:36 PM

0 Boost

Acura- Dissolving
Alfa Romeo- Stylish
Aston Martin- Bold
Audi- Watchful
Bentley- Stately
BMW- Driving
Cadillac- Gawdy
Ferrari- Captivating
Hyundai- Striving
Infiniti- Slowing
Jaguar- Reinventing
Lamborghini- Awesome
Land Rover- Wild
Lexus- Comforting
Lincoln- Lost
Lotus- British
Maserati- Sculptured
Maybach- Overwrought
Mercedes-Benz- Classy
MINI- Fun
Porsche- Performance
Rolls Royce- Royalty
Volkswagen- Utility
Volvo- Safety

guambombboy - 6/6/2009 10:20:45 PM

+3 Boost

Acura- Resale (Value)
Alfa Romeo- Unreliable
Aston Martin- Sleek
Audi- Alike
Bentley- Pricy
BMW- Handling
Cadillac- Sharp
Ferrari- Sexy
Hyundai- Warranty
Infiniti- Smooth
Jaguar- Crap
Lamborghini- Wild
Land Rover- Offroad
Lexus- Reliable
Lincoln- Old
Lotus- Light
Maserati- Broke
Maybach- Pricier
Mercedes-Benz- Elegant
MINI- Overpriced
Porsche- Handling
Rolls Royce- (Same as Bentley)
Volkswagen- Unreliable
Volvo- Safe

Skyboss - 6/6/2009 11:45:26 PM

-2 Boost

Acura- Average
Alfa Romeo- Juliet
Aston Martin- Bond
Audi- Variety
Bentley- Wealth
BMW- New money
Cadillac- Escalade
Ferrari- Heritage
Hyundai- Economy
Infiniti- Up-n-commer
Jaguar- Old
Lamborghini- Beast
Land Rover- Cockiness
Lexus- Boring
Lincoln- Cemetery
Lotus- Stripped
Maserati- Exquisite
Maybach- Mercedes
Mercedes-Benz- Brand
MINI- Agile
Porsche- Sporty
Rolls Royce- Luxury
Volkswagen- Hip
Volvo- Blonde

Speedoholic - 6/7/2009 6:04:43 AM

-1 Boost

Acura - BORING
Alfa Romeo - PASSION
Aston Martin - SOUL
Audi - UNIQUE
Bentley - ROYAL
BMW - OVERRATED
Cadillac - BLAND
Ferrari - POPULAR
Hyundai - UNDERRATED
Infiniti - STYLISH
Jaguar - OLD
Lamborghini - RAGING
Land Rover - WILD
Lexus - CRAP
Lincoln - MUSCLY
Lotus - YOUNG
Maserati - BEAUTY
Maybach - BIGGER MERCEDES
Mercedes-Benz - CLASSY
MINI - GIRLY
Porsche - HISTORICAL
Rolls Royce - LUXURY
Volkswagen - REVOLUTIONARY
Volvo - SAFE

SpicyMikey - 6/7/2009 11:00:45 AM

+3 Boost

Acura - REBUILDING
Alfa Romeo - HISTORY
Aston Martin - SHARP
Audi - SURGING
Bentley - SOPHISTICATED
BMW - HANDLING
Cadillac - HOPEFUL
Ferrari - SEXY
Hyundai - CURIOUS
Infiniti - PICK-WISELY
Jaguar - UNRELIABLE
Lamborghini - MY-GOAL
Land Rover - TROUBLE
Lexus - RELIABLE
Lincoln - OLD
Lotus - RACING
Maserati - ELEGANT
Maybach - ODD
Mercedes-Benz - EGOTISTICAL
MINI - STUPID
Porsche - ENGINEERING
Rolls Royce - TOPS
Volkswagen - DIESEL
Volvo - IRRELEVANT

Jordanski - 6/7/2009 7:21:35 PM

-3 Boost

Acura - Honda
Alfa Romeo - Mama-Mia
Aston Martin- Slushbox
Audi - Fairylamps
Bentley - Queen
BMW - Overrated
Cadillac - Dollarama
Ferrari - Testosterone
Hyundai - ROTFLMFAO
Infiniti - Nissan
Jaguar - Meow
Lamborghini - Bellissimo
Land Rover - Unreliable
Lexus - Whoosh
Lincoln - Obese
Lotus - Agility
Maserati - Mafia
Maybach - Trump
Mercedes-Benz - Prestige
MINI - Chihuahua
Porsche - Boxer
Rolls Royce - Chauffer
Volkswagen - LGBTQ
Volvo - Estrogen

Jordanski - 6/7/2009 10:28:46 PM

+1 Boost

Correction:

Acura - Rhinoplasty
Hyundai - N00B

Jordanski - 6/7/2009 10:21:32 PM

+1 Boost

Nobody cares. Did you know 91% of Hyundai drivers are imbeciles.?

jsell - 6/8/2009 12:50:33 PM

+4 Boost

I like this idea Autospies. Here are mine (sure to be deboosted):

Acura: unfocused
Alfa : Competizione
Aston Martin: Bond
Audi : Transporter
Bentley: privileged
BMW: costly
Cadillac: resurging
Ferrari: Daytona
Hyundai: Genesis
Infiniti: solid
Jaguar: Ford
Lamborghini: Outrageous
Land Rover: turds
Lexus: floaty
Lincoln: improving
Lotus: smallish
Maserati: MC12
Maybach: un-needed
Mercedes: german
MINI: girly
Porsche: racing
Rolls Royce: Phantom
Volkswagen: rabbit
Volvo: overrated

PerformanceGuy - 6/8/2009 1:28:47 PM

+4 Boost

Acura-Confused
Alfa Romeo-Classic
Aston Martin-Money
Audi-Transforming
Bentley-Rich
BMW-Bland/Overrated
Cadillac-Older
Ferrari-Show Off
Hyundai-Economy
Infiniti-Aggressive
Jaguar-Classy
Lamborghini-Excessive
Land Rover-
Lexus-Comfy
Lincoln-Grandparents
Lotus-Rare
Maserati-Status
Maybach-Special
Mercedes-Benz-Corporate
MINI-Women
Porsche-Mid-Life Crisis
Rolls Royce-Famous
Volkswagen-Reliable
Volvo-Family

lambo98 - 6/9/2009 3:59:23 AM

+1 Boost

Acura-Average
Alfa Romeo-good
Aston Martin-007
Audi-cool
Bentley-luxury
BMW-businessman
Cadillac-GM
Ferrari-retarded
Hyundai-economical
Infiniti-Nissan
Jaguar-awesome
Lamborghini-Perfect
Land Rover-4wd
Lexus-comfy
Lincoln-old
Lotus-handling
Maserati-SUPER
Maybach-classy
Mercedes-Benz-prestige
MINI- mini
Porsche-mad
Rolls Royce-rich
Volkswagen-everyday
Volvo-safe

2nynbak - 6/9/2009 9:28:11 PM

+2 Boost

Acura- Honda
Alfa Romeo- Graduate
Aston Martin- 007
Audi- challenger
Bentley- elegant
BMW- 3 Series
Cadillac- has-been
Ferrari- revs
Hyundai- Korean
Infiniti- pretender
Jaguar- English
Lamborghini- iridescent
Land Rover- Beverly Hills
Lexus- quiet
Lincoln- 16th President
Lotus- lightweight
Maserati- poser
Maybach- homely
Mercedes-Benz- status
MINI- retro
Porsche- mechanical
Rolls Royce- Ultimate
Volkswagen- German
Volvo- 1970s

mpwr - 6/11/2009 12:53:32 PM

0 Boost

Acura-honda
Alfa Romeo-passion
Aston Martin-gorgeous
Audi-solid
Bentley-satan
BMW-balance
Cadillac-late
Ferrari-racing
Hyundai-achiever
Infiniti-datsun
Jaguar-british
Lamborghini-balls
Land Rover-original
Lexus-toyota
Lincoln-bluehair
Lotus-efficient
Maserati-italia
Maybach-done
Mercedes-Benz-luxury
MINI-niche
Porsche-sport
Rolls Royce-exclusive
Volkswagen-vanilla
Volvo-steady

TheDepressingTruth - 6/11/2009 7:04:33 PM

-2 Boost

Acura- Dallas Suburbs
Alfa Romeo-Long Arms/Short Legs
Aston Martin-DB 5
Audi-Quadtro
Bentley-Different Grill
BMW-320i
Cadillac-New Jersey
Ferrari-L.A. Poser
Hyundai-African American
Infiniti-Audi WanaBe
Jaguar-Walnut Wood & Leather
Lamborghini-Miami Poser
Land Rover- 5th Owner
Lexus-Jap Mercedes
Lincon- Over 65
Lotus- 7
Maserati- Birdcage
Maybach-Answer to the question, that nobody asked.
MercedesBenz-JERKS
MINI-Cooper
Porsche-911
Rolls Royce- Are spinning in their graves
Volkswagen-Not Inexpensive anymore
Volvo- Connecticut

shiftless - 6/11/2009 9:44:49 PM

+1 Boost

Acura-Bird flu
Alfa Romeo- smurfette
Aston Martin-niice
Audi-becoming
Bentley-ol'money
BMW-m'inspired
Cadillac-ol'man
Ferrari-invite only
Hyundai-hah
Infiniti-presence
Jaguar-eww
Lamborghini-trojans...lots of em
Land Rover-electrical
Lexus-repeat buyer
Lincoln-coffin
Lotus-nasa
Maserati-upsidedown
Maybach-really
Mercedes-Benz-soft
MINI-gokart
Porsche-power
Rolls Royce-prestige
Volkswagen-poor mans audi
Volvo-retired