Are You An Autospies Junkie?

It 3:30 AM and you lie there awake. Rather than roll over and go to sleep, you jump up and go to the computer to see if that fan boy has flamed you again by insulting your manhood. Somewhere deep down inside you know this guy is only 15 year old, still wet behind the ears, but he got the best of you with that last comment and you just can let it rest. To top if off 009 posted another article that you just have to respond to. You mutter “is this guy for real?” and they constant clatter of your keystrokes echoes down the hallway. You look up from the computer, and it is almost 8:00 AM already and you are late for work! Again!

Rushing in the office door you sit down at your desk and rather than answering your emails, you are back on the site to see who flamed you and about what. Your desk is a mess, your missing deadlines, and the cat disappeared a week ago. But there is always a browser opened to AutoSpies. You wonder where it went wrong. How could this be? What IS my wife’s name?

You my friend are suffering from the condition, “automobilus custodis addictus” or in English you are an AutoSpies Junkie. It is a common occurrence that we see it all the time, like an addict you crave the dialog, the quick jab and the sharp rebuttals. On the plus side you may actually learn a few things you never knew. But only if your boss knew how much time you were on this site he would surely fire you. Your wife left a while back but you just can’t remember when. But for some reason the only thing fresh in your mind is the torque and horsepower ratings of the Lexus IS-F.

Does this all sound a bit familiar?

We see a lot of you out there all of the time, and we really appreciate your dedication. But for the life of us, we can’t figure out how you do it. You seem to be around every corner never taking a breath before you next post. Our more dedicated fans never seem to take a break

So we have to ask: Are you an AutoSpies Junkie?

HSCenterconsole - 7/27/2009 2:24:04 PM

+2 Boost

Is this really a post? Autospies keeps me entertained at work. That's it. Once I leave my desk, I don't even think about the site. (I don't look at it at home or on the weekends at all.)

Agent009 - 7/27/2009 2:38:55 PM

+2 Boost

Then you are a part time junkie

1dott8 - 7/27/2009 2:58:29 PM

0 Boost

i have to admit that i am a junkie. this is usually the first and last site i'm on.

LexSucks - 7/27/2009 3:02:25 PM

+3 Boost

I'm a car junkie in general. Autospies is one of the best places to get the latest car news on the net.

I'm not sure if Autospies are junkies? I sent them the best spy pics ever of the 5-Series GT and they did nothing with them.

Agent009 - 7/27/2009 3:26:36 PM

-3 Boost

You were posted this morning, I had to edit it after the HTML got messed up in your message.

cdoke - 7/27/2009 3:04:33 PM

+3 Boost

I used to be, but now I am on a twelve-step program.

Agent009 - 7/27/2009 4:35:57 PM

0 Boost

You had it pretty bad there for a while

cdoke - 7/28/2009 4:46:43 PM

+1 Boost

Yes, I did- the first step is admitting you have a problem.

B7FAN - 7/27/2009 3:21:55 PM

+1 Boost

Ive been a junkie but never really posted comments until last year sometime

theoptimisticpessimist - 7/27/2009 3:39:27 PM

+1 Boost

Hi my name is theoptimisticpessimist.

Carboy - 7/27/2009 3:42:12 PM

0 Boost

"Somewhere deep down inside you know this guy is only 15 year old, still wet behind the ears, but he got the best of you with that last comment and you just can let it rest."

Well I'm 14 and have I started any flame wars?

Carboy - 7/27/2009 3:44:11 PM

+1 Boost

I'm admitting I'm a part-time junkie, but I don't comment all the time.

_43LE - 7/27/2009 3:54:14 PM

+1 Boost

Maybe - My only friends are on AutoSpies and go by names like “EL43” and "turbospyder"

answer - 7/27/2009 3:57:21 PM

+5 Boost

Even as autospies continues to go down hill, I'll be along for the ride.

0to60 - 7/27/2009 6:21:35 PM

+4 Boost

lol, answer, your not alone!

EL34 - 7/27/2009 6:46:12 PM

+1 Boost

I shoot up Auto Spies everyday.

:-D

Bmw8ter - 7/27/2009 8:19:42 PM

0 Boost

I fit this description almost perfectly....only my wife hasn't left me....yet.

I write contracts all day, every day. When I wake up, I'm on this site. Once I get to work around 7 am, I dick around until 8 am on this site and catch up on my CNN Headlines. Routinely throughout the day I visit back as I get a breather. My desk is an effing mess with papers for contract modifications that I frankly, don't give a sh*t about. Even if they are worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

I type my ass off all day long, and feel I deserve 50-100 breaks a day to smoke a cigarette or drink a massive cup of coffee, or visit this site.

As retarded as about 90% of the people on this site are, I thoroughly enjoy this site because it's constantly bringing in *cough* "new" news. I don't have to click "gossip" or "general topics" just to stay abreast of the automotive advancements.

Having said that, I'm not fond of the adolescent BS that goes on, with this site. But, unfortunately, every site has it. A lot of people won't admit to it but, they're Autospies junkies as well.

Now that I've got that out of my system, why the f**k is this even a f***ing topic on this go***mn site? J***s f**k**g C***st!!!!

rxh8me9000 - 7/28/2009 12:21:49 AM

0 Boost

im not gonna lie....your real.

rxh8me9000 - 7/28/2009 12:23:14 AM

+1 Boost

Ive been on this site since the begining, but only recently started posting. Been there through all the michael taylors (think that was his name) and everything way b4 that.

Runamukk - 7/28/2009 2:01:11 AM

+1 Boost

I've gotta admit, I've been on Autospies every day since the beginning when it was only updated on Tuesdays. Anyone here remember that? I don't really comment a lot though. And every time I submit something it never gets posted.....why is that?

thstone - 7/28/2009 5:02:01 PM

+1 Boost

I am totally addicted!

KZ258 - 7/28/2009 5:34:48 PM

+1 Boost

no way

iamdabest1 - 7/28/2009 11:13:38 PM

+1 Boost

im definitely a junkie. im in this 1st and only then facebook....