PROMBRON: The armored SUV that makes Hummers whimper

PROMBRON, formerly known as Russo Baltique, is a Russian armored car manufacturer. Earlier this year, it introduced a MONACO BR6 limited edition armored SUV.

Only 100 2009 models were made. The car is a beast, weighing in at 3,700 Kg (8,157 lbs.).

Equipped with an 850 horsepower engine, it can reportedly hit a top speed of 240 km/per hour (150 mph). A Maybach-designed interior includes waterproof seats made of, uhm, whale penis...

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Designer1 - 10/19/2009 11:45:36 AM

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loooool Seats made of what??

GTR35 - 10/19/2009 11:55:45 AM

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whale shlong lol

Agent63 - 10/19/2009 12:04:34 PM

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Wow Maybach designed seats. Does this mean while you're getting shot at you're able to sip on the finest wines in Europe and stay calm? Ain't that something new!

Spectator - 10/19/2009 1:09:43 PM

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Nice 'Uglyfied' version of the Lamborghini LM002...twenty years later.

You know if I were running from zombies at the end of the world...I might choose this car. Oh who am I kidding I'd rather be eaten than be caught dead driving this hideous monstrosity.

Spectator - 10/20/2009 10:25:10 AM

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I'm glad someone caught that turn of phrase. I was wondering if anyone would.

Joe_Limon - 10/19/2009 1:47:59 PM

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I actually really really like this vehicle. I would own one over a 599gtb any day... just look at how intimidating it is... lol at interior leather choice.

Joe_Limon - 10/19/2009 9:50:20 PM

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who said they had to be close? Nothing compares to this haha.

FanboyOfTheTruth - 10/19/2009 3:51:51 PM

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Fantastic, now with this thing you can legitimately say "I have the biggest dong in the world between my crouch".

xlr8 - 10/19/2009 4:30:23 PM

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thats some nice whale penis :D

clsboy - 10/19/2009 10:08:35 PM

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Take out the Whale member seats & I think you have vehicle here!!!!....

Its sooooo In your face!!!... luv it!.

Type707 - 10/20/2009 6:05:52 PM

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Damn...this truck makes Hummer look like a beetle. Oh...does it come with a couple of RPG's, M-16's and AK-47's to dominate its comeptition? Its secret weapon to whack its opponents off-road..."Whale Penis".