Is This Top 10 List Accurate? Do YOU Drive One Of These Douchemobiles?

lol, I drive a grand prix and have driven a friends grand am. I don't think the person who wrote this has ever driven one. I can take off full throttle with my hands off the wheel it doesn't respond.

The real douche bags are the ones who intermix the GP and GA. Most GP owners are not douche bags. However, when I owned one I was an exception to that, lol!

@204E60

Jeez, lighten up.

I can't get the vision out of my mind of "Agent00R" living in a wood-paneled basement "lair" in his parents' house.

That was a douchey thing to say.

Yes they are.

And that's why we love em'.......

To be honest i thought a Corvette would be on the list as well? = )

Agreed

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Corvette = great American Classic, are car many would love to own.

if I'm driving a Ferrari, you can label me whatever you want, me and the hot chick in the passenger seat will happily ignore you. Every time I've ever heard someone use the word douche is was out of sheer jealousy....

quit being a douche

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The Yellow Ferrari is a hideous thing, and should only be allowed on higher end models that eminate the racing bretherend. Otherwise stick to Black, Red, and Silver.

I agree with the Grand Prix Grand Am as almost every young guy who owns one that I have seen, has the No Fear sticker and they try to make the cars look like Honda Civics in rice-mode.

The Mustang in #8 I can agree with as well. But only for those who have the V6 and attempt to make them look or be fast. The only good V6 Mustang EVER is the upcoming 2011. Nough said.

The older C-class is reminds me of the Cadillac Catera. I never liked it.

Dodge Stratus/Avenger drivers make me laugh. They were the "other" Pontiac Grand Am/Prix drivers. The cars were powerless, but tried to look powerful. And yes ALL of the seats are WAAAAY far back.

The Porsche Cayenne is the rich soccer mom's performance mobile. The husband buys it for them cause he is a car guy and loves Porsche's. However, the soccer mom could care less and drives it like her 80 year old mother. If you wanted slow luxury, I can put leather in my Matrix for you. (please read the sarcasm here)

Monte Carlos from this generation are notorious for the MidWest NASCAR freaks. They think they are in a race and want everyone to think they have an Official Pace Car with silver accent skirts. And the only cartoon character on a car that is appropriate is the Road Runner. Tweety Bird in a bandana does not merit you hardcore status.

Doing 80 in a Prius defeats the purpose of owning one. Stay in the far right lane, do 55-60 and sip your fuel.

I would put up an argument for Lamborghini, but they are Lamborghini's they can be whatever Orange or Green color they want.

I can't stand H2 and H3 Hummers. The H1 gets a pass, but these others are strictly for show. Granted they can perform offroad but about 1% of them actually do. The rest have chrome galore, loads of tractor trailer lighting accesories, and block my view of the road ahead. How about a standard TV screen on the back glass that shows the road in front so the rest of us can see retard.

And here comes the post to get me De-boosted. I am shocked that not one BMW was mentioned. The earlier generations of M3's or 3 series made to look like M3's, are loaded with degenerates. Just yesterday some D-bag flew into the gym parking lot with his two generation old M3 pumping his Jersey Shore music and got out, checked his tire pressure, then walked into the gym to do some hardcore tanning. Please kill yourself and stop using my oxygen.

They missed the douchiest of 'em all, all BMWs! These people think that actually owning a BMW (specially the lower end 1 and 3 series) makes them superior to the rest. All, and I mean all, of BMW owners I know are part or full douches, and talk about their cars like they're golden chariots. Given, they're great drivers (and that's about it), but come on. Sorry "spies", I know you guys love your BMWs, but they lack design, specially in the interior.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f@%king khakis...." - Tyler Durden

Where is the Eclipse, Wrangler or VW/Audi anything?
BMW has been covered plenty in this thread, so I'll leave them douchebags out.

pretty funny list but i must say the porsche the lambo and the ferrari come on all i can say is hater. why are they douchemobiles because they are expensive? people think the drivers are douches because they are jelous and want that car

Could the author of this article come close to even affording a downpayment on a Ferrari or Lamborghini, let alone the whole thing?

Just saying.

Corvette - Home of the mid-life crisis.

Convertible versions of domestic passenger cars - Home of the value-minded mid-life crisis.

Rice rockets - $20,000 of bling on a $14,000 car.

Baby Benz - moving billboard saying that you can't afford a real Mercedes.

Porsche Panamera - c'mon. If you can afford that, you can afford a real GT.

The Hummer and the Monte Carlo are ridiculous, but I'd never call them Douchemobiles. Plenty of douchebags out there driving around in Mitsubishis and BMW's right now, among many other brands... it's just not that easy to assume such types. And the Grand Am is a very good car overall.