Big Brother Opens Investigation Concerning Fusion and Milan Floormats

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said today that it had opened a preliminary investigation into 249,301 2010 Ford Fusion and Mercury Milan vehicles, saying "an accessory floor mat may entrap the accelerator pedal."

The agency warned owners of 2010 Ford Fusion and Mercury Milan vehicles not to place unsecured floor mats -- made by Ford or anyone else -- on top of the standard, carpeted floor mat in the driver's side foot well.

Agent009 - 6/1/2010 4:16:15 PM

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Well a Big Brother Government was voted in to power, so is it any surprise they are going to play the part of regulating as much as they can?

LexSucks - 6/1/2010 5:37:48 PM

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"Well a Big Brother Government was voted in to power,"

- Yawn!!! I don't mind having a "Brother" being in charge of things. Do you 009? C'mon... You can admit it. Be a man and tell us how you really feel. It's obvious.

AdmiralT20 - 6/1/2010 10:12:56 PM

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Nice caption Agent009, you never disappoint. Always overdramatic and true to your anti-Obama sentiments. I think we are beginning to piece together what your true feelings are.
Keep it up AgentantiObama oops I mean Agent009.

agent507 - 6/2/2010 7:48:42 AM

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Nope. Whoever deboosted you knows something about how to run a business. You don´t assign jobs because of a certain skin color (what you recommend when you say quote: “you have to hire Blacks and give Blacks the good jobs”), you assign jobs because of knowledge and capability. It really is that simple mate, and if you don´t agree, than your perception of reality is in big trouble and maybe are a racist yourself.