If Snooki From The Jersey Shore Was A Car, What Make And Model Would SHE BE?

I had to do a double take at the URL, for a sec I thought I typed in perezhilton.com by mistake....but I digress :-). I think Snooks would be the Escalade. She's big, (and getting bigger) and made it to the A-list, and no one really knows why.

the ultimate princess car the BMW 3 series

IAmEvilHomer, she has a 2010 6-speed 328i coupe, black on black, but no sport package. It was shown in the first episode of this season.
The situation drives a range rover.
vinny drives an E class.
Thats all I saw.

Wow. You guys watch this show, huh? I admit, I have seen the show before but I dont "watch" it. Especially enough to keep up with what they drive. I saw Escalades in the episode though...

lacman - never saw it
she just looks like a typical driver of that car. Good guess i guess

I cant believe I thought about answering this question and I also cant believe YOU (^delan) went there! lol Although it was a bit funny, dont do the Escalade! ;)

Only 1 car came to mind, Tata Nano.

Orange Renault Twingo (Google it)

The Fiat 500, definetly not the Abarth.

Sky blue Chevy Pinto.

slow autonews brings us topics like this *sigh*

I submit that Snookie would be the Pontiac "AzUgly" Aztec. Ugly with fake plastic bulges everywhere. The Pontiac wasn't pretty, either.

suzuki vitara (1993)

Fiat Multipla!!

I'm sorry Don, but this is truly unacceptable. This is a car news, rumors, and media website that has had some spotlight in local television news. How can we stoop down so low and mention McSnookie the fatty to any car? even a boring Toyota looks better than her on her best day and can't even be compared to a QX56 even though it's the same size as her tushymellows.

So we're not allowed to have fun sometimes?

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Dude........

Chrysler mini-van w/o a doubt....

Nissan Juke. Short, Fat, and pretending to be something it's not.

...and ugly as hell.

Look, this is uncaused for! This is a human being who hasn't done anything to deserve this type of treatment. That is someone's child; and I'm pretty sure you guys would not want a group of individuals and let alone an unknown individuals to talk about your mother, wife, sister, or daughter in that fashion. Why? Because you "love" her. Why are we doing it now? Is it the ambiguity that this net which has cause this? We hide behind computers and throw stones at people? People struggle with issues of insecurities in their day to day life. So, don't do it to Snookie. We can be bias, hateful, and prejudice towards the automotive industries all we want to, but let's not go that route towards a human being. Lets just accept her, we don't have to necessarily agree with her "antics," but we do have to accept her as a person.

Sure, I never seen Jersey Shore before, but thats not the point. The point is we are treating a human-being in a indecent fashion. This lady is probably already faced with some issues as to the way she looks and think of her self. So be considerate.

B.S.

Why don't you take time out to watch the show {careful when climbing off your high horse} and then get back here to report your findings.

I am fed up to the back teeth of totally talentless people making complete fools of themselves and somehow being worshiped as "celebrities" ; If she is stupid enough to expose herself to the airwaves without a talent of some sort, i and others who have seen the show are fully within our rights to state our opinions of her and others like her.

There are Billions of people who are NEVER on TV, they can reasonably expect not to be judged by people who have never seen or known them.

Hell. Did you not notice we were not discussing Alicia Keys or Marion Jones or.............? the list is endless.

I95SPEEDINGTICKETS you are border line racist with that comment you should be careful.

Roman

Maybe you should do some research before typing

I am BLACK // Born in BRITAIN // AFRICAN parents.

I specifically mentioned Alicia Keys and Marion Jones as they are also "Black" yet not many would find such disparaging things to say about them as they have qualities that justify them being broadcast unto my television set.

@I95SPEEDINGTICKETS, I do understand your view point, because as I said so myself that I don't watch "Jersey Shore." Thats maybe because it is crap. I didn't even know about Snookie until now, but I do know that she is a human being. Nevertheless, the show being a piece of feces does not negate the fact that she is still a human.

Am I'm right or am I'm wrong?

You guys' arguments are just fallacies of "just because." I mean I can go along with that same argument and say just because someone's mother on tv I can call her fat or gainly ugly; or just because you placed yourself out in the open on autspies you are a dodo head of some short (I didn't not have any good come back words to come up with). Your argument is very subjective. Just because she placed her self on tv it gives us the right to talk about her in this matter. Come on give me a break. Anyone of us will be on that piece of feces of a show if given a 100 grand or more or even lest.

I can't believe this blog has come down to this. Comparing an overweight bimbo to a car. Well, since I'm already responding to this, I might as well say she could be a Chrysler PT Cruiser. It's ugly, overweight and out of style.

Im torn between an AMC Pacer (pudgy and mediocre) or a Bentley Mulsanne (big and brash).

You Sir........Smack across face with riding gloves....... are braggart and a nincompoop !!!

How dare you compare that Behemoth to the Stunning Beauty that is the Mulsanne ?

........Draws Sword........

"If Snookie From The Jersey Shore Was A Car, What Make And Model Would SHE BE?"

Large "compartment"
takes in a lot of "passengers"
"compact"
"fast"
"easy" to steer???

I dunno. Must be made in America from the sound of it though!

I'm with you UAW "...slow autonews brings us topics like this." INDEED!

A 1958 Buick Roadmaster......

and with this "article," I'm removing AutoSpies from my bookmark bar and will never return.
goodbye

An AMC PACER...enough said !

Thats what I was thinking LOL

I would say she would want to be a new camaro SS. Black on black with the dark gray racing stripes and borla accessory exhaust ebcause she says she is always trying to attract a "guido juice head gorilla" and I would think that would attract their attention!
But, the first poster was right, a black on black escalade would do the trick. or the range rover.

but the range rover would have to be in that burnt orange color, just like her skin tone.

Range Rover {Pre Roonification Facelift} is quite stately.

Not sure that woman in the pic could be described as such.

Honda Crosstour with dubs

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KIA SOUL LIKE THE FAT RATS THAT RIDE IN THEM.....

Lexus IS250/IS350, or BMW 3-series, or Audi A4. Any one of those chick cars should suffice.

She'd be a broken down bus spewing black diesel exhaust out her ass...I mean tail pipe.

Maybe the current Nissan Sentra SER.

BMW 1 series- stuby and ackward looking.

toyota camry, because she cant stop............ eating

An old AMC Pacer - looks like fat fish bowl wrap!!

It's one thing to watch people with talent,but the only reason people watch her is,well would you look at a train wreck?

Who's Snookie?

Pontiac Astek

A Skankmobile?