VIDEO: Consumer Report's Tesla Model S BREAKS Before It Starts Testing — BIG Deal Or NO Sweat?

VIDEO: Consumer Report's Tesla Model S BREAKS Before It Starts Testing — BIG Deal Or NO Sweat?
One of the first things I do when I take delivery of an all-new car is a full walkaround. Not only do I want to familiarize myself with the new set of wheels, I also want to take in some observations.

I actually want to start noticing the details. That way, I can start figuring out what will eventually break. I know it sounds morose, but that's the nature of the beast. These days autos are packed with technology, much of it useless. From motorized door handles, to motorized tweeters, to motorized navigation screens, it's all becoming a bit much.

Consumer Reports found out the hard way after it took delivery of an all-new Tesla Model S P85D. Equipped with super cool proximity sensing door handles, the vehicle "presents" them to you when you approach. Except for when it's broken. For CR, the boys and girls couldn't open the driver's door thus rendering the vehicle useless.

Until Tesla could dispatch a technician on-site to diagnose the problem — it happened the next morning — the door could not be opened. Once they arrived all was taken care of and addressed.

According to Consumer Reports, the door handle issue isn't much of a surprise. That's because the number one complaint among Tesla Model S owners is faulty door handles.


Consumer Reports paid $127,000 for a Tesla Model S P85D but the door handle malfunctioned not long after the car arrived at our Connecticut test track. It's an issue that has surfaced in our reliability surveys. But Tesla makes house calls.




MDarringerMDarringer - 5/15/2015 8:39:12 AM
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Emperor's new clothes.


TheSteveTheSteve - 5/15/2015 11:02:44 AM
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Tesla has its fans. I'm not one of them. According to several news reports (if you can trust them), when a prominent car reviewer gave a Tesla car sub-par marks, Elon Musk (The Big Kahuna at Tesla Motors) went nonlinear, high-school style, and asserted they had written the review before that car even arrived (although know how he could know that is beyond me). This happened twice, and twice Musk allegedly reacted with the same accusations towards two different reviewers.

I'm also aware of Musk's uncanny ability to leverage government subsidies, and to seem to make that an integral part of how his company decides what to do. The Feds have a subsidy for this? We do that! An article alleges that Musk received big subsidies for developing and delivering quick battery swapping technology for his cars, although there is only one location in the US that does it. So he gets a big pile of money for something his company technically offers, but virtually nobody can use.

Tesla Motors is also running at big losses. It seems they need the subsidies to stay afloat. If this this is more than appearance, and is actually true, then Tesla Motors is not an electric car company that receives subsidies, it's an enterprise for receiving huge government (taxpayer) handouts, and incidentally, it uses car production as a means to get that.

I acknowledge there are lots of Tesla fans around, and God bless 'em! I'm not one of them. I don't particularly dislike the car (I don't care for its styling, but I feel that way for most vehicles), but I'm not confident that Tesla Motors will be around in 10 years time. I think it'll be just another American car manufacturer footnote, in close proximity to DeLorean.


Agent00RAgent00R - 5/15/2015 4:10:16 PM
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The stock is most definitely overvalued and is a short; however, the timing needs to be justttt right, IMHO.

The new inflated price thanks to the home battery has thrown a wrench into the picture.


mre30mre30 - 5/15/2015 11:51:12 AM
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All sizzle no steak. I am awaiting their inventory build-up and sales figures for the coming quarter. Due to Tesla's "Direct Sales" model, they can't hide any customer softness by forcing product on the dealers.

Perhaps Tesla's battery business will survive, but I predict a "Fisker-Karma" like end for Tesla in the next 18 months.


Agent00RAgent00R - 5/15/2015 4:11:41 PM
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Great point.

I guess that's why TSLA decided to report sales on a quarterly basis and not month-to-month, though the Investor Relations department would claim the monthly data is FAR too inaccurate...


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