Blonde, Brunette, Or A 700hp Dodge Viper - Which Would You Choose?

This is an easy decision, I would choose the brunette gal in a heartbeat!

The Viper...it hooked these two, it will hook two more!

Bimbos like that trick come and go, but horsepower is forever.

Horsepower may be forever - but I miss the days when we would have built the engine ourselves - and then built a car to put it in. Maybe not as much horsepower - and maybe not as good a car - but no one else had one just like ours - and there is more pride in ownership - when you can say you made it yourself. And it had a manual trans too.

@TomM...I still do hehe

Easy The Viper...Blondes vs Brunettes is so 90's, now it's all about Beyonces vs Rihannas!

So true.

I have a brother-in-law who is a Beyonce and Rihanna fan. He's married to my brother. Road trips with him are about females screaming at the tops of their lungs doing runs and calling it singing.

Car shows are fun with him because he will say things about the bimbo prostitarts cavorting around the cars that are wildly inappropriate. I think the same things, but I don't have a balls to say it.

My wife does though.

I prefer Adele, Pink, and the Pretty Reckless to be honest.

Nah, I prefer the effortless curves, bountiful rear ends, rhythm, and performance which can arouse and seduce a man like Beyonce and this Viper

Looking at Adele reminds me of looking at a Buick Road Master, comfortable, yet dont try to do too many tricks with it, just let it sit in one place and sing.

Pink on the other hand is like a Hemi...sounds good at times but then it just starts to sound like its yelling about the same old thing...

LOL *big grin* If we're talking singers, I prefer ones with actual talent who can sing without Autotune. Bye, bye BeeYawnSay and ReeHanna. If we're talking bed partners, if she's got cushion, I've lost interest in pushin". LOL Thundergiggle is a total deal killer. :)

I'm sorry...but where in this article did it say the blonde or brunette pictured above could sing, or had any talent...LOL I know its hard MDarringer but focused.

And if you think Beyonce Cares what some guy sitting behind a computer whom calls himself MDarringer has to say about her...you'd be sadly mistaken lol, last i checked her networth crushes everyone you mentioned....

Lastly you say thunder giggle is a killer yet you love Adele and Pink, and don't be so intimidated by a women's curves MDarringer, if you are not "equipped " to handle it just own up to it LOL

Oh and please stop making attempts to misspell their names for a laugh, it was quite pitiful and beneath someone even like you...

Viper because with it the blondes and all others will follow..

You know what they say...men who drive Vipers...need Vipers.

This is the most hilarious story I've ever seen here.

I'll take the Viper and let ugly women experience the Adonis I am.

As you all know, I'm perfect.

LOL

Ugh.. the car I guess. I'd sell it and pay off some of the house.