Hey, A$#!%*#! BMW Owner Receives Colorful Letter On His Ride From "Good Samaritan"

Take, for example, his vehicle's tinted windows. And the fact his Bimmer does not have a front plate. 

In New Jersey it's necessary to have these items; however, there's plenty of people that decide to go their own way. Why, you ask? Because they can. 

I am not sure what would make someone think it's OK to write someone this rather lengthy note aside from mental illness. That said, this is how it reads — if you can't read distressed writing. 

Hey Asshole,

1) Where's your front license plate?! It is NJ law! No one is exempt! You aren't anymore special than any other driver! You got two for a reason!

2) Your window tint is also illegal! Let me know when the cops pull you over!!

3) BMW = "Bring My Wrench"

      "Break My Wallet"

Drive a real car!

So, I guess that settles it. In New Jersey you too can be persecuted for merely the choice of wheels and mods you pick.

Have you ever seen anything like this?

cidflekken - 6/24/2016 8:53:46 PM

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the writer watched him read this note from his '85 Cavalier with peeling and bubbling tint, with a Big Mac in one hand and a chocolate shake in the other.

Car4life1 - 6/24/2016 10:15:21 PM

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wow your friend needs to tell that bully Chris Christie to get over the fact that he lost his bid for the whitehouse and to find something more productive to do with his time besides writing notes and clogging bridges...

Tell him you will let him know when BMW makes seats to accommodate his massive frame...such a big baby....

Agent00R - 6/26/2016 7:26:38 PM

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Not sure why you brought the marshmallow man into this but it gave me a slight chuckle.

MDarringer - 6/25/2016 10:00:44 AM

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From what I understand, the BMW driver did nothing to provoke such a response and even if he did, the letter suggests an impending psychotic break.

Given that the letter was given to the BMW driver anonymously, I would advise the person to be extra aware because the psychological dysfunction here suggests the writer suffers from borderline personality disorder in that the actions of other impact him as if a personal affront. Such a person could have a psychotic break and do violence either one-on-one or via road rage which in turn could endanger the lives of others.

If I had received such a letter, I would have bagged it and gone to the police.

monster - 6/25/2016 5:41:24 PM

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And you would have received 2 free tickets from the officers.

delan - 6/26/2016 1:21:09 AM

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I'm no BMW cheerleader, but the haterration displayed here is epic. If someone put this on my car I would frame it and hang it over my desk. Every once in a while I would look up at it, and think......the car I have incited so much jealousy, that some simpleton (with poor penmanship) took the time to write and give me the business. **chuckle**

Agent00R - 6/26/2016 7:25:50 PM

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I like your style.