TEASED! Tesla’s Elon Musk Says He’s Working On A “Top Secret” Masterplan…Your Thoughts?

TEASED! Tesla’s Elon Musk Says He’s Working On A “Top Secret” Masterplan…Your Thoughts?

The past couple of months that electric automaker Tesla has endured would be considered humbling by just about any other Fortune 500 company. But, to its CEO, Elon Musk, it seems to have only spurred him to get even more aggressive. 

 

First we saw the public relations team directly attack a writer in the auto space, Edward Niedermeyer, and now the company’s dealing with a lot of investigations by an alphabet soup of government organizations.

 

Rather than dialing it back a bit and buckling in for what may prove to be a bumpy ride though, Musk announced this week that he’s working on the second act of his masterplan. His tweet reads: 




Considering it is the automotive industry’s hottest automaker for a variety of reasons, this got the speculative traders riled up. Shares of TSLA had a nice bump on Monday. Today, the equity didn’t do much of anything. 

 

This has left me wondering: Is this merely a not-so-elaborate ruse meant to distract the public — and, more importantly, short sellers — as to what’s really potentially around the corner for Musk’s car company? What say you, Spies?



ScirosSciros - 7/13/2016 2:20:19 AM
+1 Boost
The plan is to use autopilot to send the Tesla out to catch pokemon.


PUGPROUDPUGPROUD - 7/13/2016 7:10:11 AM
0 Boost
Sell the company now before its too late. Your competitors and the government are coming to get you. Get out now, get out quick.


MDarringerMDarringer - 7/13/2016 8:46:22 AM
0 Boost
An announcement to announce that he is going to announce something.

And to think people revere this idiot.


TomMTomM - 7/13/2016 5:19:34 PM
+3 Boost
Well - they DID announce that they will NO LONGER be offering the guaranteed trade in values - that they did in the past. AND - they lowered the price of the Model X again - the second time they did that too. Noting that they still have not posted a profit at all - lowering the price has to be because of poor real sales (against projected).

I did have ONE thought about what they should do - though. They need to produce a small temporary portable battery "booster" with a low range (Maybe 10-15 miles) that could be used to get a dead Tesla to a charging station instead of using a tow truck.


mre30mre30 - 7/14/2016 2:05:58 PM
+1 Boost
Tesla's evil masterplan is to program "Autopilot" to use iPhone GPS to seek out me (MrE30), MDarringer, and The Steve and then mow us down while a Telsa vehicle is in AutoPilot mode and while the driver is watching something on THEIR iPhone.

Since Tesla's customer demographic is mostly 30 to 50 year old, affluent, somewhat nerdy, professional men, it is perhaps only a matter of time until the first AutoPilot accident occurs while the driver is watching Pron.

I will have to consult "urbandictionary.com" but maybe "Harry Potter Movie" is code for watching Pron? Maybe that truck driver didn't tell us the whole story.


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