President-Elect Donald Trump's FIRST Limo To Debut At His Inauguration — Shotguns, Blood, Cannons And MORE!

Donald Trump’s presidential limousine will be equipped with a tear gas cannon, shotgun, and even bottles of the President-elect’s blood type, according to multiple reports.

The “Cadillac One” limo, which will make its public debut on Inauguration Day, will replace a fleet of nearly a dozen vehicles that have served President Obama since 2009, Autoweek reported.

The vehicle, also known as “The Beast,” will come with a price tag of up to $1.5 million, the New York Post reported...

Dexter1 - 1/14/2017 4:23:57 PM

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... at least Mr. Tacky didn't have whitewalls put on it.

TheSteve - 1/14/2017 4:55:50 PM

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Dexter1: But it will be equipped with gold fixtures and handles ;-)

In the US, the spirit of Vegas has risen to the level of The Presidency.

CANADIANCOMMENTS - 1/14/2017 7:11:28 PM

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Seeing how small it is on the inside during a Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee episode, and Jerry and Obama are not wide body types, I wonder if The Tweeter & Chief will end up needing a different ride.....

garysandiego - 1/14/2017 11:52:25 PM

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Maybe they will replace the back seat with a single throne, a la the Pope.

valhallakey - 1/15/2017 12:48:51 AM

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Surprising, I would have thought he would prefer a Ziln.

nguyenvuminh - 1/15/2017 11:51:34 AM

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The backseat converts into a bed for him to share it to all of the royalty guests, you know, Miss France, Miss Brazil, etc. I know, kinda lame compared to the comments above but that's the best I can come up with.

MDarringer - 1/15/2017 1:07:35 PM

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Obama Bin Barack's had a repository for his cocaine and a chest full of condoms for his man dates...oh hell let's be honest, Barack doesn't believe in condoms.

nguyenvuminh - 1/15/2017 3:12:43 PM

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crickets - but thank you for trying MDarringer

MDarringer - 1/15/2017 4:08:10 PM

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You see, I win when you respond to me thinking you've hurt me to the core. Keeping your mouth shut would be more intelligent. Namaste.

nguyenvuminh - 1/15/2017 8:37:58 PM

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"win" ?? "hurt me to the core"??? What are you talking about you dumbf..k I'm bored, I just like to take potshots at you because you're an ass. I don't have a high school education, remember? I just sit at home and get welfare checks from hard working people like you. Now come here and I'll give you a hug.

Terry989 - 1/15/2017 9:43:19 PM

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Trump, the dictator and thief, will need to enlarge the backseat to rape under aged Russian children, his present from Putin.

MDarringer - 1/16/2017 8:57:23 AM

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A hug isn't what I want from you. :)

Terry989 - 1/16/2017 11:24:42 AM

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I wouldn't less you close to hugging me since I want to protect my wallet, and the virginity of my ass. Given your brain damage, you obviously carry syphilis and likely many other diseases you are unable to pronounce.

#BanMattTheShitStain