Wannabe Wolf Of Wall Street Has MORE Bad Luck — Latest Ex Drives Mercedes Into His Pool

Wannabe Wolf Of Wall Street Has MORE Bad Luck — Latest Ex Drives Mercedes Into His Pool
While it's pretty rare that I bask in someone else's misery, it does happen time to time.

This is one of them.

If you were to look up the definition of "douchebag" in the dictionary I am pretty sure it would have a picture of Guy Gentile next to it. Known for getting nabbed for an alleged "pump and dump" scheme and then after supposedly double crossing the FBI, it turns out he doesn't have much luck with the ladies.

Another story I read about this Emmy-award winner cited he met a reporter in a sweltering office because he stopped paying the utility bills — the building was going to his estranged wife in their divorce proceedings. You know, a real stand up guy.

Anyway, this dweeb dumped his 24-year-old model girlfriend and she must have thought that revenge was a dish best served cold. Or, at least, with chlorine. This led her to sink his Mercedes-Benz S400 Hybrid in his Bahamas home's backyard pool. 


...“Lier!” Kuchma, 24, texted Gentile in broken English on Saturday night after the dirty deed. “You told me you will help me to start a business! That were your words! Now you want to be an investor??? Well investor I have a surprise for you on a backyard, start with that investment idea first.”

Gentile, who was busted for an alleged Wall Street pump-and-dump scheme in 2007 but became an FBI informant to beat the charges, came home the next morning to find his Mercedes S400 hybrid in a chlorine grave...



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MDarringerMDarringer - 10/14/2017 7:13:45 PM
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In some circles, "pump and dump" has a much different connotation.


Agent00RAgent00R - 10/15/2017 6:49:28 AM
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Haha, touché!


HoustonMidtownHoustonMidtown - 10/16/2017 7:45:35 AM
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The only one getting their panties in a bunch is you BobM - you really should get some help for your issues


CANADIANCOMMENTSCANADIANCOMMENTS - 10/16/2017 12:19:33 PM
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@Houston - @BobM is a hopeless case. Just move on. The sad thing is there are a few other posters challenging for his title of "Angriest old white man". Always take the high road in life. The sun shines brightest at the top of the mountain.


TauronB2GTauronB2G - 10/15/2017 2:05:14 PM
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Chris Brown told you these hoes ain’t loyal!


CANADIANCOMMENTSCANADIANCOMMENTS - 10/15/2017 9:42:06 PM
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There is a crazy/hot scale YouTube video. Everyone should watch it. It is priceless. When I was 34 I dated a 24yr old law student. I knew from the get-go she was completely crazy. Way off the scale temper as well. But I stuck it out because she was smart and hot and could rock a bikini like no women I had ever met before. This guy likely knew as well and suffered the consequences as the article clearly shows.


MDarringerMDarringer - 10/15/2017 10:12:19 PM
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My wife came to her senses over time and married me. We've known each other since we were 3. She's quite fetching in a bikini. I was her best friend, but never her boyfriend. I was the guy she talked to over ice cream as each boyfriend got dumped. I wasn't suitable because well (1) wrong side of the tracks and (2) I used to sleep with anything with a pulse. As long as I was her friend, her father was OK with me. But she and I got pretty tipsy one night on martinis as the bar (in a hotel) where my brother worked at the time and we were too drunk to drive so we got a room. We had tremendous fun that night and I've been her partner in crime since.


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