'Tis The Season! Help The Agents Pick Their Holiday + XMAS Card — Happy Holidays!

'Tis The Season! Help The Agents Pick Their Holiday + XMAS Card — Happy Holidays!
It's one of our favorite times of the year, Spies. That's right, the holidays are here and in full swing.

Hanukah started just the other night and Christmas is only a couple weeks away. To usher in a bit of holiday cheer, AutoSpies typically releases an official holiday card to try and change some of those Grinches around.

Having said that, we just were too jolly this year to do one simple card. We got a bit carried away and wound up with five finalists.

Can you help us narrow down our pick?

Scope out the final five below, and let us know your vote in the comments.

In the meantime, from our family to yours, Spies, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!


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MDarringerMDarringer - 12/5/2018 8:10:37 AM
+3 Boost
The lack of imagination is staggering as is the cringeworthy disgust.


CANADIANCOMMENTSCANADIANCOMMENTS - 12/5/2018 9:07:16 AM
+2 Boost
@MD :)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!


MDarringerMDarringer - 12/5/2018 9:11:08 PM
0 Boost
Hardly. I just have no patience for really LAME attempts at creating a Christmas card by using other peoples' work without paying the owners of the images.


MDarringerMDarringer - 12/5/2018 10:44:10 PM
0 Boost
Then again this is my idea of a Christmas song:

Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)

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My sister-in-law Maria would sail a chancla at me if she knew I said that.
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There are several "houses of Christmas" tours in town where people pay to see fancy decorated living rooms for money in order to benefit charity. My wife and her mother participate with their houses every year, so Saturday will be an event at the house. The boys will be dressed identically, our "found teenager" is rolling his eyes. The living room, dining room, and kitchen are 100% staged. The boys are not allowed in those rooms. My wife picked out my attire a few weeks ago in Newport Beach.

Pray for me.


CANADIANCOMMENTSCANADIANCOMMENTS - 12/6/2018 11:28:28 AM
+2 Boost
@MD I will. At least it is for a good cause. Smile for the camera. :)


CANADIANCOMMENTSCANADIANCOMMENTS - 12/5/2018 9:00:42 AM
+1 Boost
Merry Christmas To the Agents and all the Spies! Much thanks for the card featuring the Ontario Provincial Police circa 1965! Classic ride too! They are still out there serving the public on major highways and in rural communities. God Bless!


atc98092atc98092 - 12/5/2018 11:03:49 AM
+2 Boost
I'll take the 66 Dodge Coronet 500. I had one in 1972, although it didn't have that hood ornament. :)


TruthyTruthy - 12/5/2018 12:35:00 PM
+2 Boost
I like MD's greeting the best. Put that on your card, with a picture of a Tesla of course.


TruthyTruthy - 12/5/2018 5:32:22 PM
+1 Boost
Soon, all automakers will copy Tesla by having a hooker on the hood.


MDarringerMDarringer - 12/5/2018 10:52:06 PM
0 Boost
I'd pose on the hood of Tesla for money.


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