It Turns Out That The Type Of Car You Have MAY Help You Get LAID — You Won't Believe THESE Results...

It Turns Out That The Type Of Car You Have MAY Help You Get LAID — You Won't Believe THESE Results...
For years, people have asked me all sorts of questions related to this job. Generally speaking, the questions are always all over the map. But there's two that always come up without fail.

First: Which vehicle that you've driven is your favorite?

Then: OK, you've got to pick up ladies in these things, right?

Wrong! Not only is that not my style, simply put, I've never experienced any woman who's interested in me for the car I am driving. Frankly, I don't think I'd want to get to know that person whether it was for one night or a lifetime.

It turns out though that the type of vehicle you're pictured with in an online dating profile can actually help get you laid. Who would have thought?

Those with Jeeps saw a 243 percent increase in the messages they receive.

Top tip, Spies: If you're pictured with a hatchback of any sort, you decrease the messages you receive by 15 percent. So, ditch the hatch.

**For the FULL report, click the link after the jump!


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PUGPROUDPUGPROUD - 5/22/2019 5:38:51 AM
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If there are any ladies on this site who care to respond to Agent 009 for posting this, the floor is yours.


SanJoseDriverSanJoseDriver - 5/22/2019 11:15:07 AM
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You're being optimistic if you think ladies visit this site.


MDarringerMDarringer - 5/22/2019 7:34:52 PM
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Ladies are too much work. Bad girls are where the fun is.


FoncoolFoncool - 5/22/2019 6:40:16 AM
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Wouldn’t the type of car used in the photo be dependent on what type of woman one wants attract? If it’s the “uptown girl” you’re probably better off using an upscale car. If you’re seeking that “Velveteen Rub” a pick up is probably the way to go.


mre30mre30 - 5/22/2019 6:40:22 AM
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More breaking news from our friends at Autospies.

Does anyone else now get the "Tinder" banner ad whenever they go onto Autopsies? It just started showing up. Thanks Autospies.

#DriveClicks


SanJoseDriverSanJoseDriver - 5/22/2019 11:15:47 AM
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The ad is based on your cookies, so....


qwertyfla1qwertyfla1 - 5/22/2019 7:23:11 AM
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"PORSCHE. It's a little too small to get laid in. But you get laid the minute you get out" -Crazy People movie


qwertyfla1qwertyfla1 - 5/22/2019 7:36:49 AM
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There is some truth here. Living in south Florida -Fort Liquerdale/Miami in my 20's & 30's I had plenty of nice cars -M3, M5, Z8, 996TT but the most attention by FAR I got was with my Jaguars XJR's from "take home to mom" laddies and not just gold digging squatters.

When I drove the other brands I was treated like the douche that I used to be and just blended into the background where every second car is a Merc, Ferrari or Bentley...Fun times!


MDarringerMDarringer - 5/22/2019 8:57:16 AM
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Gold-digging squatters need love too.Did you turn-em and burn-em like a good man would? LOL


qwertyfla1qwertyfla1 - 5/22/2019 7:46:47 PM
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Like the old, wise sailor said "Any port in a storm"...

Does turn-em and burn-em require penicillin afterwards?


MDarringerMDarringer - 5/22/2019 10:56:37 PM
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Pretty much only of you're stupid enough not to suit up before you hold her boots up.


MDarringerMDarringer - 5/22/2019 8:16:21 AM
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Funny, I got laid so much when I had my smoking Mustang Grande that Magnum asked me to be their spokes model.
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What a stupid post!


TomMTomM - 5/22/2019 9:33:59 AM
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Again - more stupidity.

There are just SO MANY variables that could explain this situation to make it of no real use. I can just see this questionnaire to the participants now - how are you going to determine if ANY of the answers are true? (Send along witnesses))

I suppose if they limited it to IN THE CAR - that would be a hard in 2 seat sports cars.


jeffgalljeffgall - 5/22/2019 9:55:12 AM
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I want to see pictures of guys who post images in front of their vans.


SanJoseDriverSanJoseDriver - 5/22/2019 11:16:28 AM
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Toyota? Really??


ricks0mericks0me - 5/22/2019 1:07:52 PM
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The car certainly does matter. All of mine have a big stick shift. Not talking about the transmission.


MDarringerMDarringer - 5/22/2019 7:11:29 PM
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Hilarious.


pcar4evrpcar4evr - 5/22/2019 3:44:15 PM
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A puppy works better



TruthyTruthy - 5/23/2019 10:50:44 AM
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How about a ten year old Chrysler minivan?


balldoc54balldoc54 - 5/23/2019 12:28:55 PM
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A friend of mine used to test-drive Ferraris for people buying remotely. On his test drives, he would constantly pick up random girls and get head.


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