Here Are A Bunch Of Reasons Why You Should NOT Valet Your Car...

MSNAutos reports:

If you haven't watched this YouTube video of parking lot attendants gone wild at the Downtown Hyatt hotel in St. Louis, it is worth a gander. After viewing this disturbing clip *video inserted down below -- ed*, which shows smoking burnouts and cars drift-sliding between the parking structure's massive concrete pillars, we bet most self-respecting car owners would rather drop their toddler off at a biker bar for a playdate than let another flippant valet get behind the wheel of their precious automobile ever again.

Of course, stories of crazed parking lot attendants abusing customers' cars have been social lore since the days when Ford's Model T was the most popular machine on American roadways. But now that everyone from the "Jackass" generation (kudos to you, Johnny Knoxville) wants to be a star and can capture video with their cell phones and post it to the Web, what were once the private hijinks of a few buffoons are now some of the most commonly clicked cinematic masterpieces on the Internet.

But how often does this type of abuse take place?...