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Filed under are you f'ing KIDDING us?

So our friends over at Motor1 are showing spy photos of a Porsche Taycan CROSS Turismo.

First of all, does ANYONE want the REGULAR Taycan at 2x the price of a Tesla Model S that gets better range AND has been out for NINE years?

And the answer is you can count the people on your two hands.

So, hell, let's DOUBLE-DOWN with an UGLY version of a car that's not selling.

And we're being KIND. This Cross Tursimo is HIDEOUS. Look at it. Is it the Third Reich edition? Damn thing could roll in a Nazi tribute parade if there WAS such a thing.

Click the read article link to see the photos and tell us if we're RIGHT on or OFF our rockers.

Dear Porsche and all the other Germans. NEWSFLASH! Give it up. You're NEVER beating Tesla. Not if you stand on your heads. So hire the best people at managing declines. We hear Obama is available and has experience.




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