The Porsche Taycan 4S Cross Turismo. What a mouthful, right? But that's the least of its problems. This car is a visual mess, a design disaster that makes you wonder if Porsche's design team took a day off and let a toddler take the reins.
First, let's talk about that front end. It looks like someone took a regular Taycan, threw it in a blender with a Panamera, and then forgot to clean the blades. The result? A car with a face only a mother could love, and even that's a stretch. The headlights are squinty and awkward, like they're trying to hide from the rest of the car. The massive front grille is just begging for a bird to make a nest in it.
Moving to the side, we have the classic Porsche shape, but with a twist - a twist of ugly. The proportions are all wrong, with the car looking like it's been stretched out in all the wrong places. The wheels look like they were stolen from a Hot Wheels car, and the black plastic cladding around the wheel arches is just begging for dirt and grime to accumulate.
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And don't even get me started on the rear end. It's like someone took a regular Taycan and decided to add a few extra pounds in the wrong places. The taillights are a mess, with their weird, disjointed design, and the massive rear hatch makes the car look like it's trying to be a crossover SUV, but failing miserably.
All in all, the Porsche Taycan 4S Cross Turismo is a car that looks like it was designed by committee, with each member trying to outdo the other in terms of ugliness. It's a car that makes you question Porsche's design prowess, and makes you wonder if this is the dumbest Porsche model ever created.
Do you agree?