What's wrong with the Cayenne?
We get to the heart of the matter
As you know, we haven't been exactly enamored with the Porsche Cayenne.
We think:
1. It's ugly
2. It's too expensive
3. It needs a third row seat
4. Performance should absolutely kill everything else in the category but it doesn't
Well, the absolute insult of insults was just handed to the Cayenne...
It LOST in this month's Car and Driver comparison to the CADILLAC SRX!!!
HELLO????
Do we have to say more?
How does Porsche fix the problem?
We have the solutions...
1. Refresh the front and side view of the SUV...dump the "Blowfish" look.
2. Price the "S" at $50K LOADED.
3. Price the Turbo at $70K loaded.
4. Dump even the thought of a 6-cylinder version...it will only embarrass them in the end.
5. Lease the existing inventory at a giveaway lease price of $599 for the "S" and $899 for the "Turbo" and let people fall in love with the truck.
6. Put a GOOD looking set of wheels on the damn thing!
7. Make the "S" perform even better
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