So I was coming home from the shops the other day and who should I see walking towards me but Jack Nicholson, with two leggy blondes on his arms. I stopped him and asked if I could take a picture of us together on my mobile phone, we got chatting and, would you believe it, he invited me to lunch at Nobu! That was great, but then as I was going to the toilet, a waitress beckoned me into a broom cupboard where...
OK, OK, that was a cheap trick. I know that, by now, you will have seen the picture and realised that, this week, I shall be telling you all about a Lexus diesel. BUT WAIT! DON'T GO! The new IS220d is really, really interesting, honest.
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