Funny Hummer parody website
Sierra club zings the Hummer
Here's a funny parody site for the Hummer
www.hummerdinger.com
Check out their review of the truck...
The Hummerdinger Staff "Go Muddin'," So You Don't Have To
COMFORT: 9 out of 10. (Needed slightly softer pig-iron bucket seats)
STYLE: 9.5 out of 10. (The staff loves the "get offa ma property!" stance and utterly decadent, gratuitous uses of lead, reinforced steel and concrete.)
ON-ROAD PERFORMANCE: 10 out of 10. Excellent for the first tankful (357 feet, downhill)
OFF-ROAD PERFORMANCE: 10 out of 10. Superb traction in marigold beds, easily cleared grocery parking lot bumper stops and most speed bumps. Not as sure on gravel or dirt roads.
CARGO: 8 out of 10. Held at least as many bags of groceries as the Toyota Prius
SEATING: 9 out of 10. Could squeeze in five medium-sized adults with some difficulty
VISIBILITY: 7 out of 10. Optional side mirrors allowed vision into back seat
EPA MILEAGE ESTIMATE: Who Knows??? The Hummer is so heavy it doesn't have to be tested by the EPA.
PRICE AS TESTED: Less than a private island, more than a private country club entrance fee |
We especially like the items in their Hummer aftermarket accessories like:
The GPM meter (gallons per mile)
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